Power in Christ

By Sinnersinner - 21/09/2014 11:27 - United States - Ontario

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Today, I was having sex with this amazingly hot guy. Things got pretty intense, and right as I was about to orgasm, the gold crucifix came flying off his necklace and sliced my eyelid open. Message received. Well played, God. FML
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were u screaming Oh God. he heard you and responded.

"I want to fuck you like an animal I want to feel you from the inside I want to fuck you like an animal My whole existence is flawed You get me closer to GOD"

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were u screaming Oh God. he heard you and responded.

"Oh God, oh God--" *the crucifix slices her eyelid open* "Oh my God!"

leave room for Jesus!

I'm not sure if I'm the only one but if that would've happened to me I would've grabbed my stuff and ran.

And the Holy Ghost.

"Oh God!" "Shut up!"

"I want to fuck you like an animal I want to feel you from the inside I want to fuck you like an animal My whole existence is flawed You get me closer to GOD"

Closer by NIN m/

"You can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings, you can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything" now I have it stuck in my head -_-

I don't know who you are, what gender you are, or how old you are, but I love you! Nine Inch Nails dude!!!!!

Such an amazing song!!

Now I just need to listen to them, it's so difficult to suppress my love for Trent's voice :x

I love that song

God's wrath is upon you.

Well yes, now she knows that 'God is always watching.'

I always knew God was a pervert. Watching you two fucking, no doubt enjoying it.

Well, I guess god is a sadist then if he derives more pleasure from seeing a girl get her eyelid sliced open than them having sex.

Think about what you just said, people watch porn and enjoy it are they pervs too?

Jesus is watching you. O.O

No he isnt. He's dead idiot

No, God is watching OP.

It's a joke you fucking jackass. Don't start a comment war over if there is a god or not.

#13: Gracehi was doing a joke. Chill the fuck out and get a sense of humor

It always feels like somebody watching. Lol

I don't know whether this is ironic or just karma but it's okay OP we all have urges

I think it was God being jealous since the guy can get some, but he can't.

I really don't see how this would be karma... there is nothing wrong with sex with someone (unless OP is already in a relationship).

Karma is a Hindu concept... I don't see how God would be using it

Karma may be a Hindu concept, but it is universal and can be applied to anyone.

Anyone except God (lol)

I don't think Karma applies because Karma, as already pointed out, is a Hindu belief, and OP was hit in the face with a crucifix, which is a Christian symbol.

16 - The Christian religion is generally against sex before marriage.

Christianity does have a something similar to karma. it's called the law of the harvest. you reap what you sow.

Another thing, why wouldn't he take off his crucifix before engaging in sexual intercourse with you?

Because he thought it would help him after hearing rumours about the-- Second cuming of Christ.

No please stop

Don't stop the thread before it gets good -_-

I don't know about you, but I never take off my necklace, it has a pendant of jesus, and though I'm not religious, it has sentimental value to me, so I just keep it on

thought there would have been more after the second cumming

Pretty sure that's not what you wanted when you were saying "Oh God!"

I think next time take off the jewelry...