Power in Christ

By Sinnersinner - 21/09/2014 11:27 - United States - Ontario

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Today, I was having sex with this amazingly hot guy. Things got pretty intense, and right as I was about to orgasm, the gold crucifix came flying off his necklace and sliced my eyelid open. Message received. Well played, God. FML
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weveallbeenthere 30
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were u screaming Oh God. he heard you and responded.

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Enslaved 36
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"I want to fuck you like an animal I want to feel you from the inside I want to fuck you like an animal My whole existence is flawed You get me closer to GOD"

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weveallbeenthere 30
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were u screaming Oh God. he heard you and responded.

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ladytigerhunts 20
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"Oh God, oh God--" *the crucifix slices her eyelid open* "Oh my God!"

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trex454 21
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leave room for Jesus!

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originaljosh 11
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I'm not sure if I'm the only one but if that would've happened to me I would've grabbed my stuff and ran.

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patrickalamo 47
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And the Holy Ghost.

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yankesik 16
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"Oh God!" "Shut up!"

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Enslaved 36
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"I want to fuck you like an animal I want to feel you from the inside I want to fuck you like an animal My whole existence is flawed You get me closer to GOD"

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saraitkddh 47

Closer by NIN m/

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nevergetsfirst 11
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"You can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings, you can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything" now I have it stuck in my head -_-

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Marebare23 17
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I don't know who you are, what gender you are, or how old you are, but I love you! Nine Inch Nails dude!!!!!

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relaxedninja 18

Such an amazing song!!

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Mauskau 35
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Now I just need to listen to them, it's so difficult to suppress my love for Trent's voice :x

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DesignerVagina 4
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I love that song

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Googolman 29
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God's wrath is upon you.

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lexiieeex3 32

Well yes, now she knows that 'God is always watching.'

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rocker_chick23 27

I always knew God was a pervert. Watching you two fucking, no doubt enjoying it.

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tantanpanda 26

Well, I guess god is a sadist then if he derives more pleasure from seeing a girl get her eyelid sliced open than them having sex.

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daughternature 7
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Think about what you just said, people watch porn and enjoy it are they pervs too?

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supersquirel500 10

He has spoken!

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gracehi 31
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Jesus is watching you. O.O

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swagstatic 16
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No he isnt. He's dead idiot

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tournamentdecide 33
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No, God is watching OP.

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King_Nero 15
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It's a joke you fucking jackass. Don't start a comment war over if there is a god or not.

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rocker_chick23 27

#13: Gracehi was doing a joke. Chill the fuck out and get a sense of humor

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Mortoli 30

It always feels like somebody watching. Lol

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bayy1432 14
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I don't know whether this is ironic or just karma but it's okay OP we all have urges

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rocker_chick23 27

I think it was God being jealous since the guy can get some, but he can't.

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Lct1196 31

I really don't see how this would be karma... there is nothing wrong with sex with someone (unless OP is already in a relationship).

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scooterdude720 19
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Karma is a Hindu concept... I don't see how God would be using it

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MidnaLink 33
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Karma may be a Hindu concept, but it is universal and can be applied to anyone.

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scooterdude720 19
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Anyone except God (lol)

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gracehi 31
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I don't think Karma applies because Karma, as already pointed out, is a Hindu belief, and OP was hit in the face with a crucifix, which is a Christian symbol.

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Googolman 29
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16 - The Christian religion is generally against sex before marriage.

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zecton 5
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Christianity does have a something similar to karma. it's called the law of the harvest. you reap what you sow.

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Googolman 29
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Another thing, why wouldn't he take off his crucifix before engaging in sexual intercourse with you?

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Enslaved 36
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Because he thought it would help him after hearing rumours about the-- Second cuming of Christ.

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scooterdude720 19
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No please stop

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cadillacgal79 32

Don't stop the thread before it gets good -_-

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Silver7827 14
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I don't know about you, but I never take off my necklace, it has a pendant of jesus, and though I'm not religious, it has sentimental value to me, so I just keep it on

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weveallbeenthere 30
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thought there would have been more after the second cumming

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garrett_8614 14
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Pretty sure that's not what you wanted when you were saying "Oh God!"

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worldclassrager 39
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I think next time take off the jewelry...

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