Today, I was giving my boyfriend oral sex when he pulled away without warning. As I looked up at him to see what was wrong, he screamed "JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!" and shot his load in my eyes. FML
Add a comment - Reply to : #
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account
Sign in
Top comments
By
friedpwnadge
| 25
Guess you didn't see it cumming until it was too late.
By
LyricaSilvan
| 29
Not gonna lie; I'd be pissed if that happened to me, but the way you put it makes it sound so funny.
Comments
By
friedpwnadge
| 25
Guess you didn't see it cumming until it was too late.
Reply
KingSquisher
| 13
That was one of the best puns I've ever seen good sir
Reply
Autistic_Slut
| 9
and they say romance is dead
Reply
Jojohn0
| 23
I guess you didn't see it cumming until you couldn't see anything at all
By
LyricaSilvan
| 29
Not gonna lie; I'd be pissed if that happened to me, but the way you put it makes it sound so funny.
Reply
Iamnotfat
| 16
It's an overwatch quote, in the game the character flies up in the air before raining rockets down on their enemy.
Reply
LyricaSilvan
| 29
I am aware of this, but thank you.
Reply
Dramori
| 29
#2 has a female McCree avatar... pretty sure they know it's an Overwatch quote.
OP, great Name!
OP, great Name!
By
just_zach
| 11
literally the funniest thing I've seen all week
By
Dodge4x4Ram
| 46
Romance at best
By
KillerKeemstar
| 7
You should have used sound barrier
By
zeroramiro2
| 4
You should have been Soldier 76 so you could say "I've got you in my sights" and countered.
Reply
Khryzis
| 14
but OP was blinded lol no sights
By
UrbanBoat
| 10
As an overwatch fan, I approve.
By
adame2kill4
| 3
Wtf....
By
RogueOne
| 10
Sounds like you're about ready to unleash your Primal Rage
By
RichardPencil
| 28
Actually, justice is blind. Now, you're justice.