By Junkrat - 08/12/2016 13:32

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend oral sex when he pulled away without warning. As I looked up at him to see what was wrong, he screamed "JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!" and shot his load in my eyes. FML
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LyricaSilvan 29
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Not gonna lie; I'd be pissed if that happened to me, but the way you put it makes it sound so funny.

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friedpwnadge 25

Guess you didn't see it cumming until it was too late.

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friedpwnadge 25

Guess you didn't see it cumming until it was too late.

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KingSquisher 13
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That was one of the best puns I've ever seen good sir

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Autistic_Slut 9
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and they say romance is dead

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Jojohn0 23
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I guess you didn't see it cumming until you couldn't see anything at all

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LyricaSilvan 29
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Not gonna lie; I'd be pissed if that happened to me, but the way you put it makes it sound so funny.

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Iamnotfat 16

It's an overwatch quote, in the game the character flies up in the air before raining rockets down on their enemy.

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LyricaSilvan 29
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I am aware of this, but thank you.

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Dramori 29
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#2 has a female McCree avatar... pretty sure they know it's an Overwatch quote. OP, great Name!

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just_zach 11
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literally the funniest thing I've seen all week

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

Romance at best

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KillerKeemstar 7
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You should have used sound barrier

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zeroramiro2 4
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You should have been Soldier 76 so you could say "I've got you in my sights" and countered.

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Khryzis 14
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but OP was blinded lol no sights

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UrbanBoat 10
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As an overwatch fan, I approve.

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RogueOne 10
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Sounds like you're about ready to unleash your Primal Rage

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RichardPencil 30
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Actually, justice is blind. Now, you're justice.

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