By Junkrat - 08/12/2016 13:32

Spicy
Today, I was giving my boyfriend oral sex when he pulled away without warning. As I looked up at him to see what was wrong, he screamed "JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!" and shot his load in my eyes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 337
You deserved it 3 236

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Not gonna lie; I'd be pissed if that happened to me, but the way you put it makes it sound so funny.

Guess you didn't see it cumming until it was too late.

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Guess you didn't see it cumming until it was too late.

That was one of the best puns I've ever seen good sir

and they say romance is dead

I guess you didn't see it cumming until you couldn't see anything at all

Not gonna lie; I'd be pissed if that happened to me, but the way you put it makes it sound so funny.

It's an overwatch quote, in the game the character flies up in the air before raining rockets down on their enemy.

I am aware of this, but thank you.

#2 has a female McCree avatar... pretty sure they know it's an Overwatch quote. OP, great Name!

literally the funniest thing I've seen all week

Romance at best

You should have used sound barrier

You should have been Soldier 76 so you could say "I've got you in my sights" and countered.

but OP was blinded lol no sights

As an overwatch fan, I approve.

Sounds like you're about ready to unleash your Primal Rage

Actually, justice is blind. Now, you're justice.