FML : Today, I was giving my boyfriend oral sex when he pulled away without warning. As I looked up at him to see what was wrong, he screamed "JUSTICE RAINS...

Today, I was giving my boyfriend oral sex when he pulled away without warning. As I looked up at him to see what was wrong, he screamed "JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!" and shot his load in my eyes. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Junkrat / Thursday 8 December 2016 13:32 /

Intimacy

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By friedpwnadge | 25

#6720426 - Friday 9 December 2016 5:14

Guess you didn't see it cumming until it was too late.

By LyricaSilvan | 29

#6720427 - Friday 9 December 2016 5:16

Not gonna lie; I'd be pissed if that happened to me, but the way you put it makes it sound so funny.

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By friedpwnadge | 25

#6720426 - Friday 9 December 2016 5:14

Guess you didn't see it cumming until it was too late.

KingSquisher | 13

#6720487 - Friday 9 December 2016 7:33

That was one of the best puns I've ever seen good sir

Autistic_Slut | 9

#6722054 - Tuesday 13 December 2016 5:08

and they say romance is dead

Jojohn0 | 23

#7496434 - Tuesday 18 July 2017 7:41

I guess you didn't see it cumming until you couldn't see anything at all

By LyricaSilvan | 29

#6720427 - Friday 9 December 2016 5:16

Not gonna lie; I'd be pissed if that happened to me, but the way you put it makes it sound so funny.

Iamnotfat | 16

#6720726 - Friday 9 December 2016 19:06

It's an overwatch quote, in the game the character flies up in the air before raining rockets down on their enemy.

LyricaSilvan | 29

#6720735 - Friday 9 December 2016 19:24

I am aware of this, but thank you.

Dramori | 29

#6721838 - Monday 12 December 2016 17:53

#2 has a female McCree avatar... pretty sure they know it's an Overwatch quote.

OP, great Name!

By just_zach | 11

#6720428 - Friday 9 December 2016 5:17

literally the funniest thing I've seen all week

By Dodge4x4Ram | 46

#6720429 - Friday 9 December 2016 5:18

Romance at best

By KillerKeemstar | 7

#6720430 - Friday 9 December 2016 5:18

You should have used sound barrier

By zeroramiro2 | 4

#6720431 - Friday 9 December 2016 5:18

You should have been Soldier 76 so you could say "I've got you in my sights" and countered.

Khryzis | 14

#6720684 - Friday 9 December 2016 17:17

but OP was blinded lol no sights

By UrbanBoat | 10

#6720443 - Friday 9 December 2016 5:34

As an overwatch fan, I approve.

By adame2kill4 | 3

#6720445 - Friday 9 December 2016 5:40

Wtf....

By RogueOne | 10

#6720451 - Friday 9 December 2016 5:59

Sounds like you're about ready to unleash your Primal Rage

By RichardPencil | 27

#6720456 - Friday 9 December 2016 6:04

Actually, justice is blind. Now, you're justice.

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