By Misc. - 13/03/2009 17:54 - United States

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Today, me and my boyfriend were just about to have sex and I was so excited to do it just like the movies. He carried me up and just as he was about to lay me on the bed he sneezed, dropping me at the same time. I hit my head. Now I have 12 stitches where my eyebrow used to be. FML
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alex_vik 0

lol, I can't imagine you're too old, since you said "sex just like in the movies".

...at least he didn't sneeze while he was giving cunnilingus? i imagine that woulda been quite painful. =/

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...at least he didn't sneeze while he was giving cunnilingus? i imagine that woulda been quite painful. =/

"so you want to [make] love just like the movies... but in the movies, they're not in love at all." Looolz

alex_vik 0

lol, I can't imagine you're too old, since you said "sex just like in the movies".

if you're young enough to think that you're going to have "just like in the movies" you're too young to be having sex. don't turn out to be one of those pre-teen sluts

#1 i dont know what that means =/

Maybe you should take it as a compliment, apparently a significant number of people sneeze in response to sexual thoughts (I just read this like 2 min ago). http://www.mindhacks.com/blog/2009/03/when_i_get_that_feel.html

#5 ... cunnilingus is the female equivalent of gettin a blowjob for a male. get it?

ya i have to agree with #3, and maybe him dropping u is god slapping you in the face for going to have sex when ur prob 13 or younger.

alex_vik 0

#5 - 'Cunnilingus is the act of using the mouth, lips, and tongue to stimulate the female genitals.'

ooohhh... I hope you were able to explain this one.