Intimacy: Today, me and my boyfriend were just about to have sex and I...

By Misc. - 13/03/2009 17:54 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were just about to have sex and I was so excited to do it just like the movies. He carried me up and just as he was about to lay me on the bed he sneezed, dropping me at the same time. I hit my head. Now I have 12 stitches where my eyebrow used to be. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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By Zippyzoo - 03/02/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, when my boyfriend was about to orgasm, I suddenly sneezed all over his face. FML

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By righthook - 08/04/2015 19:56 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML

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By broken - 13/09/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML

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By sex sent me to the Er - 15/10/2019 14:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Feeling goofy, I thought it’d be funny to try to reenact that horrible sex scene from the movie Showgirls. I threw my body back, but completely lost my balance and smashed my head on the headboard. I ended up with a bad concussion and a huge hospital bill. FML

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By fmlpanda - 29/05/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

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By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

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alex_vik 0

Friday 13 March 2009 22:08

lol, I can't imagine you're too old, since you said "sex just like in the movies".

Ldy_S_FTW 0

Friday 13 March 2009 21:53

...at least he didn't sneeze while he was giving ***********? i imagine that woulda been quite painful. =/

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Ldy_S_FTW 0

Friday 13 March 2009 21:53

...at least he didn't sneeze while he was giving ***********? i imagine that woulda been quite painful. =/

Lolocaust 0

Friday 13 March 2009 21:58

"so you want to [make] love just like the movies... but in the movies, they're not in love at all." Looolz

alex_vik 0

Friday 13 March 2009 22:08

lol, I can't imagine you're too old, since you said "sex just like in the movies".

newb_01 0

Friday 13 March 2009 22:10

if you're young enough to think that you're going to have "just like in the movies" you're too young to be having sex. don't turn out to be one of those pre-teen *****

ohhboyy 0

Friday 13 March 2009 22:17

#1 i dont know what that means =/

KeScoBo 0

Friday 13 March 2009 22:19

Maybe you should take it as a compliment, apparently a significant number of people sneeze in response to sexual thoughts (I just read this like 2 min ago). http://www.mindhacks.com/blog/2009/03/when_i_get_that_feel.html