By Misc. - United States
  Today, me and my boyfriend were just about to have sex and I was so excited to do it just like the movies. He carried me up and just as he was about to lay me on the bed he sneezed, dropping me at the same time. I hit my head. Now I have 12 stitches where my eyebrow used to be. FML
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By  newb_01  |  0

if you're young enough to think that you're going to have "just like in the movies" you're too young to be having sex.
don't turn out to be one of those pre-teen sluts

By  KeScoBo  |  0

Maybe you should take it as a compliment, apparently a significant number of people sneeze in response to sexual thoughts (I just read this like 2 min ago).