Unhealthy relationship

By Lance from the Serfs is a snacc - 03/05/2021 00:30

Today, I had to admit that I'm polyamorous. Well, I'm in several relationships. Parasocial relationships. With YouTubers and Twitch streamers. I talk to them through the screen. I can't remember what it's like to have real-life friends. FML
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Jon Tessler 14

yeah um......you aren't polyamorous......

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BMXDude22 12

All the people in the comments not getting the polyamory joke = priceless.

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Jon Tessler 14

yeah um......you aren't polyamorous......

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kfchicken 31

friendly tips, stop calling yourself poly, and stop referring to your entertainment habits as relationships. niether the people around or the streamers themselves like it. get in touch with your friends, play games with them even if it's been a while at least try to reach out. if that doesn't work find people who are looking for gaming buddies (I'm assuming you game since you watch twitch). once the lockdowns end it'll be the perfect time to join clubs, or community sports teams. people will be itching to get back out again use that to expand your social circle. this thought process can be self destructive so tread lightly

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mando 10

why is this downvoted? It's an honest and good answer

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bleachedraven 14

I don't think that's the definition of a poly relationship.

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BMXDude22 12

All the people in the comments not getting the polyamory joke = priceless.

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mando 10

your comment made me look up the definition of parasocial 🤣

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ojoRojo 27

Do they know they’re in these supposed relationships with you?

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Hempseed 26

That's not what polyamorous means.

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