Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
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Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML
Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML
Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML
Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML
Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML
Today, I, a grown man in his 30’s, fell asleep and pissed myself like a 2 year-old at bedtime. I was at work on my dinner break and had taken a nap on the break room sofa, which is now soaked in my pee, and I have no change of clothes. Twenty coworkers and 5 senior management all know it was me. FML
Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML
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Heeeerroin 5
At least it wasn't shit.
lil_miss_katii 7
Ewwww that sucks :/ maybe start taking an extra pair of pants from now on?
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Comments (101)
lil_miss_katii 7
Ewwww that sucks :/ maybe start taking an extra pair of pants from now on?
i_amthe_walrus 0
This is kind of your fault OP. When you work with the youth you should know that they leak fluids from seven different holes and a change of clothes is a necessity.
starxshine 0
Oh the joys of working at a daycare... I feel your pain OP
Damn_Hippster 11
That sounds fun. Nothing smells better then kids urine. In fact who need deodorant when you have other people's urine?
Spritemazter 0
I used to take extra pants to work. But then I took an arrow to the knee.
Sammeh_Higgins 0
Center* :)
downtime 12
I kind of agree with 13, who works in child care and doesn't bring a back up set of clothes?
Grimmerie 31
No, 72, centre. OP is Australian and Aussies write correctly. Not everyone spells the American way.
uniongirl02 0
That is so disgusting. Were you not watching the kids properly?
Heeeerroin 5
Properly? It was an accident, not anyone's fault.
uniongirl02 0
Well, if she was watching the kids they wouldn't have pissed themselves and would have been taken care of. Yeah, accidents happen, but then get cleaned up.
Heeeerroin 5
I see your point. But I don't think anyone was at fault.
uniongirl02 0
True.
DFlit1 0
That and even if she was watching one kid can literally stop, stand still for all of 20 seconds and make a puddle on the floor not exactly the easiest thing to pick up on with 20 other little kids in the room
marpay 11
It was after nap time. Little kids sometimes wet the bed.
Jovecove 13
It might not have been op's shift at the time the kids piss so you can't blame op just like that. Dayum boobs and blondes really tell us all something lol
Skinkitten 0
Yeah, because most kids like to announce to the world that they've pisses themselves while sleeping. Go work in childcare you ******* retard.
thisisafunnyname 12
well op isnt gonna be looking at kids' crotches while they're sleeping to see if they pissed cause that'd be creepy. And it'd be difficult to stop a kid from peeing even if you knew he was peeing...
Heeeerroin 5
At least it wasn't shit.
DrMaverickRanger 4
Or vomit... Cool pic, man!
Heeeerroin 5
If you actually like Lou Reed, I have high respect for you!
DrMaverickRanger 4
Lol, why else would I say cool pic? I dig the velvet underground, and am very into that whole convoluted Andy Warhol scene, but I must admit that I like Lou's solo stuff more :) (I reckon my favourite song is "Last Great American Whale" - I went through a phase where I thought the song would make the raddest Jim Jarmusch-esque film ;)
Heeeerroin 5
Thinking he had the whale in his sights, blew the whale's brains out with a led harpoon! Yes, awesome stuff. My dad's friend recently gave me all of the Lou Reed album's on vinyl. Coney Island Baby is definitely my favorite album. Also I like his self-titled album a lot.
DrMaverickRanger 4
Rad man! I feel that most music (especially older stuff) sounds better on vinyl :) I must get some more of his stuff - I have the entire velvet underground discography, but my solo stuff is lacking a bit :( What other music do you like? (I see an "a hard rains a-gonna fall" lyric on your profile, Bob Dylan is VERY cool :)
Heeeerroin 5
Bob Dylan is probably my favorite of all time. Highway 61 is a near perfect album, and recently got Blonde on Blonde. I think the Times They Are-A Changin' is my favorite album by Dylan. I also love Tom Petty.. Ummm. Oh, I do enjoy big band. And Sam Cooke, stuff like that.
absolutegrrr 7
Hey, look! It's the **** that I don't give!
Heeeerroin 5
Your comment obviously gives it.
DrMaverickRanger 4
I also really dig Bob Dylan - my favourite albums are prolly "freewheelin' Bob Dylan" and "times they are a'changing", but I also loe love love "desire", and "highway 61 revisited" has desolation row on it, which is a superrad song, and reminds me of one of my gave graphic novels - watchmen :)
zoPwNAgEzo 21
Looks like those pants that urine are gonna stink for a while..
burninnapalm 5
I see what you did there
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
There's a party in my pants and Urine.....Vited! ;)
herotime 7
Scared the piss outa ya?
uniongirl02 0
Your picture scares the piss out of me :D
herotime 7
Don't talk about my girlfriend that way...
marpay 11
She's beautiful in her own very different and special way?
leogirl95 12
It's what's on the inside that counts?
Torva_fml 16
I thought about posting "her ******?" But then I thought... Hmm, that's sexistl... But I've finally come to the conclusion, that it is, in fact... On the inside. Therefore, a fitting response.
GrahamAker 3
Better to be off then pissed on… Oh wait…
geon_olam 17
Sure, blame it on the kids...
noodlepoodle96 0
Atleast you'll be totally popular with dogs today!
BIGBOY4rmAHM 19
Well you don't seem pissed off. Just pissed on.
GRRSOM 7
Always carry a spare pair of pants in the case you fall in a puddle of urine. Life 101