Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
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Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML
Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML
Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML
Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML
Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML
Today, I, a grown man in his 30’s, fell asleep and pissed myself like a 2 year-old at bedtime. I was at work on my dinner break and had taken a nap on the break room sofa, which is now soaked in my pee, and I have no change of clothes. Twenty coworkers and 5 senior management all know it was me. FML
Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML
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Heeeerroin 5
At least it wasn't shit.
lil_miss_katii 7
Ewwww that sucks :/ maybe start taking an extra pair of pants from now on?
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Comments (101)
2dog 15
Ewww
perdix 29
A half a day of pantslessness never killed anyone. The little ones will be amused or frightened of your bushy twat. Now, that's education!
iRuleUdrool 4
That's disgusting of you to say. It makes me feel like you're a pedophile...
perdix 29
CTFD! It's just a joke. I don't really think it's appropriate for a grown woman to walk around naked from the waist down in front of little kids. In front of me, well, that could be delightful ;)
flockz 19
from the way you made it sound perdix, i'm going to have to go get my weed whacker and gas mask.
KiddNYC1O 20
Twat; I love that word.
cajekraze 7
Doesn't that just piss you off?
darkmis1 17
My mom works at a daycare, and a baby shat on her once. She had to wear the shirt the rest of the day.
jesbar95 10
I would have been pissed.
xStaciexLynnx 15
Had an infant projectile vomit chunky lasagna baby food right down my smock and into my bra once. I got to go home and change though. Every daycare worker learns one way or another to bring extra clothes!!!
Skinkitten 0
I work for ABC childcare too :/ A five year old took a dump on the floor yesterday.
freelove_fml 2
Alright, I'm admittedly ignorant, but... ...what the **** with all the "in the knee" comments?
cherrypie22 6
Little kids are discusting and have no self control.
CoolRainbowdash 15
You were a child
tyrrell030491 7
Unlucky! Ah well, take spares next time!