Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
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Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML
Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML
Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML
Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML
Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML
Today, I, a grown man in his 30’s, fell asleep and pissed myself like a 2 year-old at bedtime. I was at work on my dinner break and had taken a nap on the break room sofa, which is now soaked in my pee, and I have no change of clothes. Twenty coworkers and 5 senior management all know it was me. FML
Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML
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Heeeerroin 5
At least it wasn't shit.
lil_miss_katii 7
Ewwww that sucks :/ maybe start taking an extra pair of pants from now on?
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lonely_heart_89 6
I work at a daycare center and I've done that before. It was right after nap time & I knelt down to help fold up a little girl's mat, and she'd peed all over the mat and the floor. My boss had to send her assistant out to buy me a spare pair of pants. It was gross!
BrotherTheo 31
I keep a full change of clothing at work, and I don't even work with small children. You simply never know when something's gonna happen. Be Prepared Folks!
silent_bride 5
Oh man, early learning is a joy. Always bring extra clothes! There'll always be something gross to clean up!
TehScope 0
Yuck.
bubo_fml 10
No need to feel awkward, strap a few diapers or blankets/sheets together & wear them while you get your clothes cleaned...Since your working @ a daycare center, you'll fit right in!
fenixtorador1 11
Sounds like a pissy situation! :D
iwubbtitties_fml 0
you damn foreign people need to learn how to spell. england must have been high when they decided that 'centre' is pronounded center... looks like 'centray" which happens to not be a word(just saying in case you foreign people dont know that)
herricks 1
#86 Are you trying to be ironic? 'pronounded'? FYL!!
JimiDiane 0
I've worked in daycares for years and been pooped on, peed on, barfed on and stepped in many puddles of pee AND poop, wearing only socks.
wriptidez 0
bring extra clothes set
pdp_fml 21
Could you have gone to the restroom and washed the urine out of your clothes? I once had to wash my son's clothes out on the way to pee wee basketball practice after he had diahrea in his pants in the men's restroom.