Don't let things get you down, just pish yersel

By Anonymous - 19/07/2023 22:00

Today, I, a grown man in his 30’s, fell asleep and pissed myself like a 2 year-old at bedtime. I was at work on my dinner break and had taken a nap on the break room sofa, which is now soaked in my pee, and I have no change of clothes. Twenty coworkers and 5 senior management all know it was me. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 34

Did you not feel the need to visit the Wizz Palace prior to your nap? And have your managers now stopped you from having milk and cookies for the foreseeable future?

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D J's MOM 17

you forgot to mention that you were still drunk from the night before. unless you have a weak bladder, then you should be taking precautions.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Did you not feel the need to visit the Wizz Palace prior to your nap? And have your managers now stopped you from having milk and cookies for the foreseeable future?

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D J's MOM 17

you forgot to mention that you were still drunk from the night before. unless you have a weak bladder, then you should be taking precautions.

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Nikki 17

Unless you were really intoxicated then there could actually be something wrong, loss of control of your bladder can be a serious warning for many issues, I’d be seeing your doctor very soon If not, then you could at least tell everyone at work it’s a medical thing, stops the gossip, people feel bad for you rather than disliking you, and you never have to prove it!

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