Today, my husband and I caught our 12-year-old son "experimenting" with a 5-foot tall stuffed Mickey Mouse. He even made sure to rip Mickey's pants off. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML
Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML
Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML
Today, I found my 5-year-old son prancing around in high heels and cat ears, wearing a thong as a necklace, and waving a riding crop around like a sword. He'd found the box where granny keeps her special outfits that make granddad extra happy on Friday nights. FML
Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML
Today, while on a family Disney World vacation, I saw a kid shitting on a public bathroom floor. It was my kid. He's 10. FML
Today, I had mice in the house and had to kill them with mousetraps. I pulled a trap out with a dead mouse and my four year-old son saw. Mice are his favorite animals, and now he won’t speak to me. FML
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loserman67 36
So he slipped Mickey his "Minnie"?
mattzawesome 28
I don't think I can look at Mickey Mouse the same way anymore...
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Comments (101)
184886837272837 32
Horny 12 year old's do weird shit. I wouldn't worry so much about it.
Innately 6
I have never known a 12 year old to do something like this. Not sure what 12 year olds you know...
little_one 20
There's an episode of a show call grounded for life were the young teenage son Jimmy put a bra on his massive bear and made out with it. They are young but want to seem older and want to do it right when the time comes. Even when I was in junior high almost 15 years ago some kids as young as 13 were making out and doing other things.
onlychildFTW 34
When I was around 12 I would hump my life sized size stuffed bear. Best u can have when ur 12 horny and starting puberty.
Badkarma4u 17
When I was 12 you would not want to touch one of my socks. Especially the ones filled with shaving cream.
Scrambled 21
I'm more concerned you have a 5 foot tall stuffed Mickey Mouse...
m_warner1 14
Don't take the Mickey out on him. Just try to remember what it's like being a 12 year old boy
vikky538 29
He is at the top of his puberty. Just talk to him.
mattyiscool123 26
No he isn't
mattzawesome 28
More like the beginning lol
the_aspect 28
I guess its time for the talk and for him to really understand the birds and the bees concept.
JackDupp 11
and the rodents
Jennandco 25
Too many FMLs where people don't lock the door ?
the_aspect 28
sounds correct to me to an extent.
doodlecloud 27
And too many comments on FML saying people should lock doors! If you have locks then sure, use them, but many people do not. Personally I've never lived in a house with locks on any doors.
kmccain 27
The first time I had a lock on my door was when I moved into my apartment in college.
The_Avatar 22
You gotta talk to the kid at least and make sure to let him know he's not in trouble. Puberty is such an awkward time
gxwyz 2
Well, duh. Of course he did. You can't experiment with Mickey's pants ON.
neutralize 12
@22: Good thing I wasn't eating/drinking anything, because it would have been all over my keyboard after reading that. Thank you for the laugh!
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I find it odd that a 12 year old boy had a 5 foot tall stuffed Mickey Mouse.
SynsterSaint 3
He's just showing his Disney side
just1n12 18
*facepalm*