Today, my husband and I caught our 12-year-old son "experimenting" with a 5-foot tall stuffed Mickey Mouse. He even made sure to rip Mickey's pants off. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML
Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML
Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML
Today, I found my 5-year-old son prancing around in high heels and cat ears, wearing a thong as a necklace, and waving a riding crop around like a sword. He'd found the box where granny keeps her special outfits that make granddad extra happy on Friday nights. FML
Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML
Today, while on a family Disney World vacation, I saw a kid shitting on a public bathroom floor. It was my kid. He's 10. FML
Today, I had mice in the house and had to kill them with mousetraps. I pulled a trap out with a dead mouse and my four year-old son saw. Mice are his favorite animals, and now he won’t speak to me. FML
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loserman67 36
So he slipped Mickey his "Minnie"?
mattzawesome 28
I don't think I can look at Mickey Mouse the same way anymore...
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Comments (101)
reaxion 25
Well, he wasn't toying around, was he?
chad4fingers 9
it was just so wrong to walk in on
Katerchen 15
I'm 16 and still doing this :3
NeonNeith 4
Lol it's natural. It's healthy meaning that he is going through a healthy pubescent stage in his life
ShiSpoopy 2
Oh my gosh, I'm five feet tall and I wore a Mickey Mouse shirt today... :|
thecman25 14
Well in our screwed up world today im not surprised
Astrobomb 21
I caught my brother raping my four foot tall Barney. . in his mouth. I cried. I was like 5 lol