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By bigmouthedmommy - 13/04/2015 05:35 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, my husband and I caught our 12-year-old son "experimenting" with a 5-foot tall stuffed Mickey Mouse. He even made sure to rip Mickey's pants off. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I don't think I can look at Mickey Mouse the same way anymore...

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skyeyez9 24

My friends younger brother did something similar, except with a giant Raggedy Ann doll.

Dad quickly get to the **** store and buy a pocket pussy. Mom you need to get a needle and thread and so said pocket pussy into Mickey. Junior be ready to party.

He was just looking for the happiest place on Earth.

Well look at it this way now you have a story for when he has kids or get married.

Don't sweat it, that's a ****** up age. Confusing times. Im sure he won't go around raping giant mice when he grows up.

He's going to reluctantly reminisce about this as a 25 year old.

If this is an FML then imagine how he feels

Poor Mickey your son didn't even buy him dinner first