Today, my husband and I caught our 12-year-old son "experimenting" with a 5-foot tall stuffed Mickey Mouse. He even made sure to rip Mickey's pants off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML
Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML
Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML
Today, I found my 5-year-old son prancing around in high heels and cat ears, wearing a thong as a necklace, and waving a riding crop around like a sword. He'd found the box where granny keeps her special outfits that make granddad extra happy on Friday nights. FML
Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML
Today, while on a family Disney World vacation, I saw a kid shitting on a public bathroom floor. It was my kid. He's 10. FML
Today, I had mice in the house and had to kill them with mousetraps. I pulled a trap out with a dead mouse and my four year-old son saw. Mice are his favorite animals, and now he won’t speak to me. FML
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loserman67 36
So he slipped Mickey his "Minnie"?
mattzawesome 28
I don't think I can look at Mickey Mouse the same way anymore...
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Comments (101)
skyeyez9 25
My friends younger brother did something similar, except with a giant Raggedy Ann doll.
captainsmegma 12
Dad quickly get to the **** store and buy a pocket pussy. Mom you need to get a needle and thread and so said pocket pussy into Mickey. Junior be ready to party.
badgercheese94 16
**** the KID'S life AND MICKEY'S life!
Smellyy 19
He was just looking for the happiest place on Earth.
dustin007 15
Well look at it this way now you have a story for when he has kids or get married.
eddyinfinity 21
This is ****** up
joeblow6969 5
Don't sweat it, that's a ****** up age. Confusing times. Im sure he won't go around raping giant mice when he grows up.
peroxidemocha 3
He's going to reluctantly reminisce about this as a 25 year old.
udderbutter 15
If this is an FML then imagine how he feels
bambam42069 13
Poor Mickey your son didn't even buy him dinner first