Today, I paused the movie my girlfriend and I were watching and told her, for the first time, that I loved her. Her response was to stare at me silently for a few seconds before unpausing the film. FML
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Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Today, I was texting a girl that I've liked for some time. When I asked her what she was doing, she replied "texting and p.s. I love you". I replied by telling her my feelings for her. Turns out "p.s. I love you" was the name of the movie she was watching with her friends. FML
Today, to my surprise my girlfriend said, "I've never felt this way before." We have been dating for six months, and I knew that I loved her, so I replied, "Me neither, I love you." There was a long awkward pause. Turns out, she was talking about her abnormally painful period cramps. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML
Today, my fiancé proposed to me at the movies. The movie stopped in the middle, and my fiancé stands up, takes out a microphone and announces to the entire theatre that he loves me. Right when he went on one knee, someone shouts, "Turn the movie back on!", and throws a cup of coke at my head. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML
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Soloman212 28
Whether this is an FML or YDI depends on the movie.
lexieB2014 19
You couldn't wait till after the movie ?
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Comments (128)
nahbean13 3
It's ok OP, I didn't say it back to my ex for a good month or so after he first said "I love you." Oh, wait, that's because I didn't, and when I finally did say it back it was only because I was running out of alternative responses... Though in hindsight, maybe I should have just broken up with him then.
barronterrier 3
Quit wasting your time with that ****! Dump her ass!
DaDivineDevil 11
'I love you' is not a question, so don't expect an answer. Maybe the time wasn't right, maybe it was an inappropriate movie. She'll find a better time and place to say it. Hope so.
savannahfml 5
Your brother was smelling it? That's weird as hell
bestmedicine 3
May OP was watching Magic Mike and Channing Tatum was in the process of taking his shirt off ?
hateevryone 14
Maybe the timing wasn't right or she didn't know what to say.
Iamevil123 16
Maybe it was a good film.
pumpedupkix 7
that awkward moment when...
Kratos1206 3
Bitches will be bitches.
hippie_lover123 6
Maybe she was picturing this moment in a more romantic way..