Today, I paused the movie my girlfriend and I were watching and told her, for the first time, that I loved her. Her response was to stare at me silently for a few seconds before unpausing the film. FML
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Today, my fiancé proposed to me at the movies. The movie stopped in the middle, and my fiancé stands up, takes out a microphone and announces to the entire theatre that he loves me. Right when he went on one knee, someone shouts, "Turn the movie back on!", and throws a cup of coke at my head. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
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Top comments
Soloman212 28
Whether this is an FML or YDI depends on the movie.
lexieB2014 19
You couldn't wait till after the movie ?
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Comments (128)
Gnu_fml 9
That was a very romantic thing to do! I wish somebody would that to me. Maybe she was just surprised and didn't know how to respond? I refuse to give up on romance. OP, you're a gem!
Perfectg 9
She must really love you :p
jgriff79 23
She was having a Twix moment.
Skrappz 4
Did you consider you're moving too fast?
cartedor 18
Omg you are those people, have to hear it back from the person you said it to. Seriously, less of the sex and the city, switch on some kind of sports channels, you don't even need to watch it, just have it on the background every once in a while
stargirl_95 24
What the **** did I just read? Can whoever up voted this comment please clarify it for the rest of us?
imbored666 5
True but stopping/pausing a movie midway annoys alot of people so he deserved it
Dcm210 19
Why would you pause the movie just for that? Just say it
redhedsaysrawr 18
You were nervous and she's not ready for an "I love you too". Give her time, she'll be ready when she's ready.
isallwaysme 27
or how long they've been dating for.
toriori123 5
Hahaha rejection hurts don't it