Health, Poopoo peepee, Gross and Cancer: Adding insult to injury - FML

Adding insult to injury

By Anonymous - 15/07/2022 05:00 - United States - Overland Park

Today, it's not bad enough that I'm fighting stage 4 colorectal cancer, and that I'm 3 weeks out of colostomy surgery, during the night, it came unhooked from my body in my sleep. I woke up to the smell of shit, and I was covered in dried shit, glued to my sheets. It made it through 2 'waterproof' mattress protectors, to the expensive foam mattress. FML

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cuz803 44

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Friday 15 July 2022 18:35

I pray to God that you make it through this and beat the cancer. You can do this.

Suzi_d16 27

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Saturday 16 July 2022 2:35

Who the hell voted you deserve it. Cruel. Hope you can beat this!

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RichardPencil 30

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Friday 15 July 2022 16:31

Sounds like a _____ situation. I'll bet you know how to fill in the blank.

cuz803 44

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Friday 15 July 2022 18:35

I pray to God that you make it through this and beat the cancer. You can do this.

Suzi_d16 27

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Saturday 16 July 2022 2:35

Who the hell voted you deserve it. Cruel. Hope you can beat this!

ElitistKarma23 4

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Saturday 16 July 2022 5:29

So sorry to hear that, but stay strong, I'll be praying for you!! Best wishes moving forward ❤️❤️

Battousai124 5

Sunday 17 July 2022 0:05

It's waterproof not shitproof, lol

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