Today, I paused the movie my girlfriend and I were watching and told her, for the first time, that I loved her. Her response was to stare at me silently for a few seconds before unpausing the film. FML
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Soloman212 28
Whether this is an FML or YDI depends on the movie.
lexieB2014 19
You couldn't wait till after the movie ?
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Comments (128)
simonepedretti 7
Just because u say it and kinda put her on the spot, doesn't mean she has to say it back. It takes time..
The_sGTw_0979 4
That wasn't the nicest way to respond... :L I suppose that it's better than laughing or saying something mean, but she could have at least said that she didn't feel like that yet, instead of being like that.
amara92_fml 10
Ouch that gotta hurt :/ she will say it when she feels comfortable. Atleast you'll know when she says it that she will mean it & it wont be fake.
TheWorldGreatest 8
I would have waited until the movie was over , maybe she was scared to say it back . Or maybe she just not I to you .
etchsanity1 11
I for some reason keep feeling like this is really fast like first couple dates lol no clue why
panda_lou 11
I lot of people are getting thumbed down for thinking OP was moving too fast. Listen I take the Love feelings seriously I have never said it to someone that was not a super close friend or family. I know that I can't truly love a person until I actually know them. Nowadays people throw it around after the first week. If OP is the type to throw it around after only a short while then I understand his girlfriends response. If however they have been together for quite some time then perhaps he should have chosen a different moment to express those feelings. As was stated earlier when saying you love someone you shouldn't expect to hear it back.
BlackBlazeCobra 16
Could have waited till after the movie.
Needafarm 22
Is this the same guy that balled like a baby at Les Misérables and called his girlfriend a robot for not shedding tear?
babyblueyes 27
Dump her man
RedPillSucks 31
He is her man.
kobelstone23 13
We're you watching the 5 year engagement?