Today, I paused the movie my girlfriend and I were watching and told her, for the first time, that I loved her. Her response was to stare at me silently for a few seconds before unpausing the film. FML
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Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Today, I was texting a girl that I've liked for some time. When I asked her what she was doing, she replied "texting and p.s. I love you". I replied by telling her my feelings for her. Turns out "p.s. I love you" was the name of the movie she was watching with her friends. FML
Today, to my surprise my girlfriend said, "I've never felt this way before." We have been dating for six months, and I knew that I loved her, so I replied, "Me neither, I love you." There was a long awkward pause. Turns out, she was talking about her abnormally painful period cramps. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML
Today, my fiancé proposed to me at the movies. The movie stopped in the middle, and my fiancé stands up, takes out a microphone and announces to the entire theatre that he loves me. Right when he went on one knee, someone shouts, "Turn the movie back on!", and throws a cup of coke at my head. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML
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Top comments
Soloman212 28
Whether this is an FML or YDI depends on the movie.
lexieB2014 19
You couldn't wait till after the movie ?
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Comments (128)
insaneDONUTZ 15
sometimes it just doesn't work out op
fatcow282 8
I would personnely dump her it shoes she really dosent care. It depends on the circunstance then again
CharresBarkrey 15
I had to read that like a second grader learning to read. Holy shit.
The_sGTw_0979 4
Please go back to elementary school and learn how to spell correctly.
etchsanity1 11
I hope English is your 2nd... 3rd.... No wait 4th language ... That was terrible dude
WcED 8
Are you stupid?
gigi1981 13
Made me lol! How hard is it to read a comment before pressing send to make sure that it reads correctly... Damn, lazy premature commenters
Soloman212 28
Posted in wrong place. Sorreh.
cougar41 8
Too soon ????
bigwiensch 15
you should have waited till after the movie, kissed her, and said I love you while you were looking into her eyes
CharresBarkrey 15
56 - It's in sequence, not simultaneous.
iloveryan052710 8
Not everyone feels the same at the same time. She may just not be at that point yet.
panicsdisaster 17
That's a big matsa ball to leave hanging out there.
buddy51 23
She's just not that into you!!!!
RedPillSucks 31
Now, if you had paused COD or WoW to say it, that would have been more significant. Especially if you were the one playing. If she was playing, you might have gotten fisted.
ChazzyWazzy1998 10
Yeah, fisted in the face lol xx
poccocurantes 7
Good thing you clarified that, because the the other definition would have just been weird.
rivaraven 35
I know my boyfriend loves me and I love him, but if he would pause the movie to say that, I'd elbow him in his ribs, probably. I know, the moment thing and all, but I'm sure there would be many-many way better moments, than pausing a movie.