That's when you tell her she's adopted. :)

better yet, say you regret convincing your parents to kidnap her. its guaranteed to scar her emotionally for years to come!

Next time, stand in the corner of the room flicking a torch on and off while screaming. See if she gets to sleep then.

Or tell her that the orphanage wouldn't take her back

adopted from russia no less

Oh the poor girl

That is one mean sister.

Next time sneak into her room after she falls asleep in a ski mask with a fake knife and scare the piss out of her. Literally. Lol, that's what older siblings are supposed to do anyways. Mine scared the crap out of me by calling (we never had caller ID) the first time I was ever home alone and told me they could see me in the kitchen and were watching me in a super creepy voice then hung up. I totally freaked out and hid until my parents got home. Too bad I didn't think about the fact that we only had one phone and it was in the kitchen. Lol. Ohhh fond family memories :)

Well, I guess it means you might never win American Idol.

What?

OPs name...

Kids say the darnedest things!!

Ask her of she's ever heard of Mommy Dearest?

NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!!

How old is your little sister? Just curious because she's young enough for a lullaby but old enough to diss you.

In my experience, kids can start dissing as soon as they start talking!

Too true, 27. My baby cousin seems to get the hang of it now, and he's barely a year old ...

Sing her Slendy's lullaby by LilyPichu.

Should've told her that everyone should already know that considering you publicize the same thing

She is awesome!

Man, that's one tough crowd!