Kids: Today, I had to put my little sister to bed. Usually my mom sings...

By NextAmericanIdol? - 08/08/2013 04:09 - United States - Bowie

Today, I had to put my little sister to bed. Usually my mom sings her a lullaby before she puts her to sleep, so I did too. After I finished the song, my sister looked me dead in the eyes and said, "This is why I tell people we aren't related." FML

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Badluckbobby 12

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Thursday 8 August 2013 11:52

That's when you tell her she's adopted. :)

iGottaFindBubbah 12

Thursday 8 August 2013 12:07

How old is your little sister? Just curious because she's young enough for a lullaby but old enough to diss you.

Badluckbobby 12

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Thursday 8 August 2013 11:52

That's when you tell her she's adopted. :)

HowAreYouToday 34

Thursday 8 August 2013 11:57

better yet, say you regret convincing your parents to kidnap her. its guaranteed to scar her emotionally for years to come!

DeidaraAkatsuki 17

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Thursday 8 August 2013 12:08

Next time, stand in the corner of the room flicking a torch on and off while screaming. See if she gets to sleep then.

miiapaige 14

Thursday 8 August 2013 15:09

Or tell her that the orphanage wouldn't take her back

lightanddark 17

Thursday 8 August 2013 16:43

adopted from russia no less

Krystal3408 32

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Thursday 8 August 2013 22:29

Oh the poor girl

MrPortalFan 21

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Thursday 8 August 2013 11:53

That is one mean sister.

Caitie_kid 8

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Thursday 8 August 2013 14:35

Next time sneak into her room after she falls asleep in a ski mask with a fake knife and scare the piss out of her. Literally. Lol, that's what older siblings are supposed to do anyways. Mine scared the crap out of me by calling (we never had caller ID) the first time I was ever home alone and told me they could see me in the kitchen and were watching me in a super creepy voice then hung up. I totally freaked out and hid until my parents got home. Too bad I didn't think about the fact that we only had one phone and it was in the kitchen. Lol. Ohhh fond family memories :)