Not now

By anonymous - 02/02/2011 05:17 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Right before I was about to climax, he asks, "Do you remember when you bought the homeless guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML
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phorcep 0
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Well if you didn't, you certainly will now.

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unfortunate_13 5
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i once said "hey, you have to preheat the oven first" when my boyfriend wanted to skip foreplay while i needed some fun first.

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phorcep 0
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Well if you didn't, you certainly will now.

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5
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I like to fantasise about food during sex as well

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USAF_girl 3
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Maybe he going to claim it on his taxes as a charitable donation?? lol

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Jonkbaby 22
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38 that was adorable

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iloveloosy12 0
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hahaha and that's where the vibrator comes in handy

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Luke1717 0
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10 your description is win

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XxMiNtYXx 4

random enough lol

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davidjr_saldana 0
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u know i have a bad memory & if i don't say things on the spot i forget!

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gabinel1 0
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thats the sexiest thing.

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EffinToofer 3

Yeah. Maybe he has a "one-legged homeless guy with hotdog" fetish. Hawt!

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Jonkbaby 22
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uh. don't see much sexist ABOUT it. do your homework. hello? fail. >.<

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DSmoothx9 0
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he said sexiest you do your homework

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SmallTownCutie 0

25- wtf?

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afdude87 6
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just have a go at round two. not like it was your last chance ever at having an orgasm.

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DjeePee 24
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No, but for women it is more important to be in the right mood than it is for men. Thanks to her boyfriend, OP's mood is propably completely gone. I doubt she even wanted a round two at that moment.

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Jonkbaby 22
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I can't shake the feeling that it's kinda her fault

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MaximilianMarche 0

agree

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NuTrees 9
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speak for your self hun round two carries on!

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dudehaha 4

it never stops amazing what people say when having sex!...

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mrl2468 0
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I'd be pissed. I hate when guys do that

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EatnBeef 7
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deal with it. I'll do whatever the fuck I want in bed. I could be thrusting then see a squirrel and go chase it.

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EatnBeef 7
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deal with it. I'll do whatever the fuck I want. I could be thrusting then see a squirrel and then jump out the window to chase it leaving you confused ad alone to finish yourself.

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usarmywife 19
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guys have the most random thoughts during sex!

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jrtepechis 6

hooah !

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krazy_glu3 0

oorah!!!!

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minesbiggerr 25
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Like girls don't?

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XxMiNtYXx 4

haha ^ 6

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Jonkbaby 22
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uh. that's 9. maybe don't surf upside down. yyyeah.. >.<

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fisheatsbear 6
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methinks 29 is either a) new to the internets b) retarded or c) trolling, and failing at it

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Jonkbaby 22
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d) living as I dam well please. this is America- you do your thing and leave me THE hell alone

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djxtones 0

meanwhile in Finland.... lol. I love your comments... except you did miss the "e" in sexiest earlier. lol

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DjeePee 24
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Woooh, is this America?! Wow! Great! Supaaaaaaah! Eventhough it just looks like my own home, in Belgium, where I sit in front of my laptop...but still, Americaaaaa!

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unfortunate_13 5
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i once said "hey, you have to preheat the oven first" when my boyfriend wanted to skip foreplay while i needed some fun first.

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insanesna1l 0
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haha so true

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