Not now

By anonymous - 02/02/2011 05:17 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Right before I was about to climax, he asks, "Do you remember when you bought the homeless guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 220
You deserved it 4 698

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Well if you didn't, you certainly will now.

i once said "hey, you have to preheat the oven first" when my boyfriend wanted to skip foreplay while i needed some fun first.

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Well if you didn't, you certainly will now.

I like to fantasise about food during sex as well

Maybe he going to claim it on his taxes as a charitable donation?? lol

38 that was adorable

hahaha and that's where the vibrator comes in handy

10 your description is win

random enough lol

u know i have a bad memory & if i don't say things on the spot i forget!

thats the sexiest thing.

Yeah. Maybe he has a "one-legged homeless guy with hotdog" fetish. Hawt!

uh. don't see much sexist ABOUT it. do your homework. hello? fail. >.<

he said sexiest you do your homework

just have a go at round two. not like it was your last chance ever at having an orgasm.

No, but for women it is more important to be in the right mood than it is for men. Thanks to her boyfriend, OP's mood is propably completely gone. I doubt she even wanted a round two at that moment.

I can't shake the feeling that it's kinda her fault

speak for your self hun round two carries on!

it never stops amazing what people say when having sex!...

I'd be pissed. I hate when guys do that

deal with it. I'll do whatever the fuck I want in bed. I could be thrusting then see a squirrel and go chase it.

deal with it. I'll do whatever the fuck I want. I could be thrusting then see a squirrel and then jump out the window to chase it leaving you confused ad alone to finish yourself.

guys have the most random thoughts during sex!

uh. that's 9. maybe don't surf upside down. yyyeah.. >.<

methinks 29 is either a) new to the internets b) retarded or c) trolling, and failing at it

d) living as I dam well please. this is America- you do your thing and leave me THE hell alone

meanwhile in Finland.... lol. I love your comments... except you did miss the "e" in sexiest earlier. lol

Woooh, is this America?! Wow! Great! Supaaaaaaah! Eventhough it just looks like my own home, in Belgium, where I sit in front of my laptop...but still, Americaaaaa!

i once said "hey, you have to preheat the oven first" when my boyfriend wanted to skip foreplay while i needed some fun first.

haha so true