Say yes

By fuckingdonuts - 18/05/2015 02:54 - United States - Edmond

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Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
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Ramanella 26
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It probably depends on the person, but I would have been totally up for that. Food is life.

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xluciferx666 21

I would have said fuck yeah to doughnuts how can you deny the deliciousness of doughnuts

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MrScarecrow 13
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As long as you both finished, I don't see what the problem is

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lolhailsatan 23

It says "the middle of sex" so I'm assuming that no, they did not both finish.

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funsizedliz 15
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I wouldn't be mad..

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Soloman212 28
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#9 you're ignoring the possibility that the mention of donuts brought them both immediately to climax.

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wanted_2_want 40
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Or.. It could be that he wants to use a new code word for something more kinky...

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Drosophila82 18
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Depends what donuts we're talking

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Spankydamonkey 2
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you sound like my wife #34.

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Dougie_Bee 21
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Some things are just more important

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dreamful_artist 14
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Not gonna lie, that's pretty funny.

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Ramanella 26
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It probably depends on the person, but I would have been totally up for that. Food is life.

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ImmortalYu 11
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and love don't forget love

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datguy69s 21
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maybe because having having sex with the doughnut could actually make him cum

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DFMLharsh 20
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Oh you're sick -_-

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BoxFullOfLazy 25
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Reminds me of that scene from Van Wilder.

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xluciferx666 21

I would have said fuck yeah to doughnuts how can you deny the deliciousness of doughnuts

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TheBelt 19
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I know right, who would say no to doughnuts.

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chosha_fml 25
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#6 Well sure, but why not get them after the sex, not during.

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trex454 21
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better yet why not get them during sex

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joelp232 17
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mayb its his way of lasting longer...though that is odd

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Chiharo 15
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Or maybe he just got hungry. Having sex makes people hungry o;

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mellizaval 9
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well??? what did you say?? u surely didn't turn down a good donut after good sex.

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igg125 30
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I read both comments in Homers voice

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whitetiger13131 26
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5, I think that was the plan. ;)

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skye147 20
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CHOOSE THE FOOD. Who knows, it might give you more pleasure than your boyfriend.

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OysterPearls 33
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I heard that the section of your brain that produces dopamine after eating food is the same part that releases dopamine during sex, so you're not too far off!

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