Sex and Intimacy: Say yes - FML

Say yes

By fuckingdonuts - 18/05/2015 02:54 - United States - Edmond

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

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By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

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You deserved it 7 467

Hangry sex

By Krissy - 06/04/2012 02:11 - United States

Spicy

Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML

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You deserved it 4 857

Yummy

By lovely - 26/02/2014 18:53 - United States - San Francisco

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML

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You deserved it 10 619

By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 21:10 - Lebanon

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML

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You deserved it 5 001

By jcooh0lla - 24/07/2009 21:30 - United States

Spicy

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he suddenly stopped and walked to the kitchen. He decided to bake chocolate chip cookies in the midst of our intimacy. However, he told me we could still continue while the oven preheated. FML

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You deserved it 7 460

Turned on

By Anonymous - 31/03/2012 15:10 - United States

Spicy

Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML

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You deserved it 11 133

Wandering

By kmyltd - 14/09/2016 06:18 - Australia - Mount Eliza

Spicy

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML

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You deserved it 3 619

By esb - 13/08/2009 15:23 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML

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You deserved it 8 334

Kinky

By sandwichsex - 08/08/2009 22:39 - United States

Spicy

Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

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You deserved it 12 020

Saucy

By donutsex - 05/08/2014 16:48 - United States - Georgetown

Spicy

Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said its like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML

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You deserved it 9 073

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Top comments

Ramanella 26

Monday 18 May 2015 23:01

It probably depends on the person, but I would have been totally up for that. Food is life.

xluciferx666 21

Monday 18 May 2015 23:03

I would have said **** yeah to doughnuts how can you deny the deliciousness of doughnuts

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MrScarecrow 13

Monday 18 May 2015 23:00

As long as you both finished, I don't see what the problem is

lolhailsatan 23

Monday 18 May 2015 23:05

It says "the middle of sex" so I'm assuming that no, they did not both finish.

funsizedliz 16

Monday 18 May 2015 23:56

I wouldn't be mad..

Soloman212 28

Tuesday 19 May 2015 2:23

#9 you're ignoring the possibility that the mention of donuts brought them both immediately to climax.

wanted_2_want 40

Tuesday 19 May 2015 5:59

Or.. It could be that he wants to use a new code word for something more kinky...

Drosophila82 18

Tuesday 19 May 2015 8:41

Depends what donuts we're talking

Spankydamonkey 2

Tuesday 19 May 2015 8:41

you sound like my wife #34.

Dougie_Bee 21

Monday 18 May 2015 23:00

Some things are just more important

dreamful_artist 14

Monday 18 May 2015 23:01

Not gonna lie, that's pretty funny.

Ramanella 26

Monday 18 May 2015 23:01

It probably depends on the person, but I would have been totally up for that. Food is life.

ImmortalYu 11

Tuesday 19 May 2015 4:41

and love don't forget love

datguy69s 21

Monday 18 May 2015 23:02

maybe because having having sex with the doughnut could actually make him cum

DFMLharsh 20

Tuesday 19 May 2015 15:44

Oh you're sick -_-

BoxFullOfLazy 25

Wednesday 20 May 2015 5:39

Reminds me of that scene from Van Wilder.

coolbeansbruh 13

Monday 20 July 2015 11:07

*donut

xluciferx666 21

Monday 18 May 2015 23:03

I would have said **** yeah to doughnuts how can you deny the deliciousness of doughnuts

TheBelt 19

Tuesday 19 May 2015 6:29

I know right, who would say no to doughnuts.

chosha_fml 26

Tuesday 19 May 2015 7:22

#6 Well sure, but why not get them after the sex, not during.

trex454 21

Tuesday 19 May 2015 15:26

better yet why not get them during sex

joelp232 17

Monday 18 May 2015 23:04

mayb its his way of lasting longer...though that is odd

Chiharo 15

Thursday 21 May 2015 17:19

Or maybe he just got hungry. Having sex makes people hungry o;

mellizaval 9

Monday 18 May 2015 23:04

well??? what did you say?? u surely didn't turn down a good donut after good sex.

devildog562 33

Monday 18 May 2015 23:05

Mmmm donuts .

EvilTurtle 35

Monday 18 May 2015 23:23

D'oh!

igg125 30

Monday 18 May 2015 23:33

I read both comments in Homers voice

whitetiger13131 26

Tuesday 19 May 2015 0:27

5, I think that was the plan. ;)

skye147 20

Monday 18 May 2015 23:05

CHOOSE THE FOOD. Who knows, it might give you more pleasure than your boyfriend.

OysterPearls 33

Tuesday 19 May 2015 4:55

I heard that the section of your brain that produces dopamine after eating food is the same part that releases dopamine during sex, so you're not too far off!

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