Intimacy: Not now

Not now

By anonymous - 02/02/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Right before I was about to climax, he asks, "Do you remember when you bought the homeless guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML

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iriechocolate 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 21:05

lol uhhh wtf

spoiledbrat1997 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 21:09

maybe he was picturing the homeless man while doing you. :s

kaiky3 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 23:14

lmao wth?? who asks that??

guppy40000 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 0:42

got to last longer somehow.

zanysage 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 1:04

was your boy friend the homeless guy?

wifey93emilyrose 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 3:03

the things I want to tell every guy that interrupts sex lol omg

iguer001 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 3:06

lmao!! WTF random timing!!

evilcartman 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 4:15

awesome your boyfriend thinks about homeless men while he's in bed with you.

Klond1ke 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 5:00

so, did you remember? or not?

broseph2684 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 5:01

haha that would be so weird haha sucks to have sex with you haha I woulda got her done

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