Kids: Terrible prank

Terrible prank

By Malakai - 02/02/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, while I was in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been Facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

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You deserved it 8 481

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2015 13:27 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML

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You deserved it 2 485

By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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You deserved it 28 105

By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 121

You deserved it 3 144

By Picky - 06/07/2017 14:58

Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 070

You deserved it 372

By argfarblewarblearble - 07/08/2015 13:49 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was laying on the couch, listening to music. I guess my brother noticed that I was yawning a lot, because when I opened my mouth and yawned again, he dropped one of his rancid toenail clippings into my mouth, then broke into hysterical laughter at my freaking out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 897

You deserved it 2 331

By jeeperspeepers - 02/08/2009 22:03 - United States

Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML

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You deserved it 132 927

By vreenya - 08/04/2014 20:13 - Chile - Santiago

Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

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You deserved it 4 059

By smells like ass - 29/12/2016 03:05

Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML

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You deserved it 418

By beccabooyah - 20/11/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 38 699

By reallythough - 13/04/2013 18:07 - United Kingdom - Bicester

Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML

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You deserved it 48 154

davidjr_saldana 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 12:07

most awesome kid ever!

Lolzords 11

Wednesday 2 February 2011 13:03

Throw your brother down the stairs and say he got tumblred.

Comments

davidjr_saldana 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 12:07

most awesome kid ever!

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Wednesday 2 February 2011 12:10

..... That is FREAKING AWESOME!!!! Gonna try that on meg tomorrow morning

Blooman 1

Wednesday 2 February 2011 12:20

don't do that! you'll make her even uglier! wait...no that's not possible...go ahead and do it.

TheWhiteDemon 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 13:01

throw a bird in his face and say he got twittered

tktom7 6

Wednesday 2 February 2011 13:18

^^ epic

carpediemryders 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 14:35

This is an epic WIN!!! lmao...can't believe it but I am actually gonna use this one.

ifyouseekamy666 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 14:49

but 22 haven't u heard? B-B-B BIRD BIRD BIRD, B-BIRDS THE WORD! tehe :3

ZazzyB0092 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 14:58

haha, this just made my morning! lmfao!

muhaidib 2

Wednesday 2 February 2011 15:01

second that haha

Jonkbaby 22

Wednesday 2 February 2011 18:31

lick him and say he's del.I.cious

potterpuppetpals 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 20:27

wow that little kid is the best

BlackOpsPWNR 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 2:48

wack him with a hard, rubber water tube to the ear and yell at him while he's on the ground and say "I just had YOU-tubed"

kaoriblossom 8

Thursday 3 February 2011 3:47

This child is a genius!!!!!!

Bludmagnus 13

Thursday 3 February 2011 4:52

Ladies and gentlemen..... you have just shown how Jackass has made every one of you a bunch of blithering brain cramps. And your parents have every right in the world NOW to whip your asses till you cannot sit down.

miss_cougar 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 6:48

Oy I feel so old ! Except one person, everybody here is congratulating the boy !!! I would've kicked his little arse ! But hey, that's just me...

pinkp909 8

Friday 25 March 2011 7:01

I moderated this! :D hahahaha

viper2426 0

Friday 8 July 2011 11:46

No... punch him in the face and say get out of 'Myspace' lmao!

manzylittle3759 6

Wednesday 20 June 2012 15:43

That's great lol

sens3sfailing 24

Wednesday 1 August 2012 8:01

I hate how people think because they are older they know better. Your generation created the three stooges... Most famous slapstick comedy ever. You are proof of the older generations arrogance and hypocracy and I should have the right to whip your stupid, arrogant ASS!