Today, while I was in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been Facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
Today, I was making a TikTok in the bathroom mirror. Right as I was finishing up, my little brother burst in, shouted, "That's going on YouTube!" and ran off. Guess what he did five minutes later? FML.
Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML
Today, I was laying on the couch, listening to music. I guess my brother noticed that I was yawning a lot, because when I opened my mouth and yawned again, he dropped one of his rancid toenail clippings into my mouth, then broke into hysterical laughter at my freaking out. FML
Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML
Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML
Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
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davidjr_saldana 0
most awesome kid ever!
Lolzords 11
Throw your brother down the stairs and say he got tumblred.
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Comments (224)
davidjr_saldana 0
most awesome kid ever!
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
..... That is FREAKING AWESOME!!!! Gonna try that on meg tomorrow morning
Blooman 1
don't do that! you'll make her even uglier! wait...no that's not possible...go ahead and do it.
TheWhiteDemon 0
throw a bird in his face and say he got twittered
tktom7 6
^^ epic
carpediemryders 0
This is an epic WIN!!! lmao...can't believe it but I am actually gonna use this one.
ifyouseekamy666 0
but 22 haven't u heard? B-B-B BIRD BIRD BIRD, B-BIRDS THE WORD! tehe :3
ZazzyB0092 0
haha, this just made my morning! lmfao!
muhaidib 2
second that haha
Jonkbaby 23
lick him and say he's del.I.cious
potterpuppetpals 0
wow that little kid is the best
BlackOpsPWNR 0
wack him with a hard, rubber water tube to the ear and yell at him while he's on the ground and say "I just had YOU-tubed"
kaoriblossom 8
This child is a genius!!!!!!
Bludmagnus 13
Ladies and gentlemen..... you have just shown how Jackass has made every one of you a bunch of blithering brain cramps. And your parents have every right in the world NOW to whip your asses till you cannot sit down.
miss_cougar 0
Oy I feel so old ! Except one person, everybody here is congratulating the boy !!! I would've kicked his little arse ! But hey, that's just me...
pinkp909 8
I moderated this! :D hahahaha
viper2426 0
No... punch him in the face and say get out of 'Myspace' lmao!
manzylittle3759 6
That's great lol
sens3sfailing 25
I hate how people think because they are older they know better. Your generation created the three stooges... Most famous slapstick comedy ever. You are proof of the older generations arrogance and hypocracy and I should have the right to whip your stupid, arrogant ASS!
killer6969 16
The future of trolling
Faleni 4
lol win for the little brotherr
davey96 0
I would of kicked him out of the house and said "well this is MY space"
Faleni 4
lol I love it! if that actually happened then I would have been a win for you! hahaha
phorcep 0
That's marginally hilarious.
x_Cupcakes 0
lol! Your little brother is awesome! (:
kyliejoann 3
hahahahahahahahaha love it. that just made my day.
davidisgay 0
bahaha thats hella funny
davidjr_saldana 0
f*%# yo couch
jrtepechis 6
hahahaha
afdude87 6
oh the ancient art of facebooking. good thing you don lock your door :)
dealerdon 0
I love your brother he is funny
cigi316 13
Awesome!
marks06 0
Lol that's funny