By Lexxxiii - 22/12/2020 23:02

Eyebleach

Today, while delivering an Amazon package, I arrived to this one house where the man was outside, so I just handed it to him. As he was reaching for it, his robe popped open. Twice. He was wearing nothing but the robe, and he was your typical fat, hairy, 40-year-old man. My poor eyes. FML
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I had a similar experience as a pizza driver. This one particular man would order several times a week, we would all take turns driving to him because he was so creepy. He wore a short robe with no underwear, and would intentionally bend over so that all his junk would hang out. Once I told my manager, he was banned from ordering from our restaurant!

By  coius  |  23

Be glad you don’t work for a nursing home. Then you’d make a crap living wage and having to wipe his ass too! Tbh, I’d have called dispatch to report it. Not sure if ehat he did was on purpose, but that qualifies at minimum public indecency. Then again, he could be a repeat offender and maybe a registered sex offender as well, and authorities should investigate. You don’t need to press charges, but if you find out he’s registered, you should as it will keep happening, if not to you, then others. I’d reserve calling for pitchforks and torches till you find out if it’s a habit as knee jerk reactions are commonly ruining lives without foreknowledge of whether it’s truly an accident or not though...

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By  coius  |  23

Be glad you don’t work for a nursing home. Then you’d make a crap living wage and having to wipe his ass too! Tbh, I’d have called dispatch to report it. Not sure if ehat he did was on purpose, but that qualifies at minimum public indecency. Then again, he could be a repeat offender and maybe a registered sex offender as well, and authorities should investigate. You don’t need to press charges, but if you find out he’s registered, you should as it will keep happening, if not to you, then others. I’d reserve calling for pitchforks and torches till you find out if it’s a habit as knee jerk reactions are commonly ruining lives without foreknowledge of whether it’s truly an accident or not though...

I had a similar experience as a pizza driver. This one particular man would order several times a week, we would all take turns driving to him because he was so creepy. He wore a short robe with no underwear, and would intentionally bend over so that all his junk would hang out. Once I told my manager, he was banned from ordering from our restaurant!