Nice friend. Time for revenge?

damn straight.

Unlike the other people here, I'm aginst senseless violence. So please be sensible when you beat the crap out of him.

Who said anything about violence? Revenge can take many forms. I prefer a good mindfuck myself.

Mental abuse is still abuse. Violence is not only physical. Also, Lots of people said something about violence. Scroll down.

Oh, I get it. I assumed you were replying specifically to my post. You know, since you replied to my post.

Lol, no. But I get it now. I love unintentional jokes.

Tell him that your plan was to instead of punching him in the arm x amount of times for his birthday, you're going to hit him x amount of times with your bat.

This sounds like last night to me. My friend was sitting in the front seat and he threw up but out the window while we were driving. My friends that were in the back left their window down. When we got home they were cover in vomit. Thank god I was driving lol.

hardcore FML here
xD

54, ur profile is, interesting...

LAWL

that kinda funny

I like that rock you're sitting on.

Kick his drunk ass out. Tell him that your plan was for him to be raped by a homeless man.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that's amazing!

someone needs anger management

41 - and you need a sense of humor :)

to 68) 18 my ass (refering to age of 68'th poster)

Ewwww.

Wow dude... fyl for sure. whoop his ass lol

Should have put his drunk ass on the roof of a Vegas hotel and forgot about him.

the hangover! :D

ftw. <3

Sober you watched him eat all that pasta then drink all that tequila and you still let him in your car. You didn't think a 21-year-old was going to yack after that? YDI.

Good idea.

where did i hear this before?

The second paragraph is my boiler-plate revenge scheme for when one dude screws another.

This is why you only agree to DD on the condition that you use one of the drunken revelers' car.

Take a shit in his car.

This is why you only agree to DD on the condition that you use one of the drunken revelers' car.