Today, I witnessed my psycho neighbor put her cat in a cage, cross into my backyard, and set the cage down before returning to her house. She then called the cops and claimed I'd stolen her cat. The cops didn't believe my side of the story for a second. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, a policeman and I confronted my psychotic neighbor, who stole my cat because she thinks flea bites cause cancer. She refused to tell us what she'd done with the cat. I just spent $100 last month in vet bills, and my kids are crying for their pet. He's probably in pieces in her freezer. FML
Today, I had to call the cops on my batshit crazy neighbor, who’s repeatedly threatened to steal my dog. I finally got her ass on camera. She swears that my dog is being abused because it prefers to sleep outside instead of being in the house. Imagine that, an animal that likes being outside. FML
Today, I met my neighbor. When she saw me cutting down trees on my lot, she interrogated me and called the police because she didn't believe I owned the property. She didn't call the cops when she watched someone steal a cord of wood from my property two days ago. FML
Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I awoke to banging at my door. It was my neighbor, accusing me of stealing her mail to spy on her, because apparently she thinks I must be some sort of secret agent. The cops don't believe me when I call, and she won't go away. FML
Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML
Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML
Today, my elderly neighbor called the police because my cat was in her yard. I now have a citation and a court date. Apparently, there is a leash law for cats in my town, and it is taken very seriously. FML
Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML
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Top comments
shidaddle 11
Why would you steal a cat and then just leave it in a cage in your garden?
Liyuesigs 8
"The cat is my witness."
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Comments (136)
gameover18 17
Cops can't dust for prints. Legal reasons. They know how but lawyers get all butthurt about it, so only CSI techs can dust for prints.
grumblebum 16
If you witnessed it, why didn't you go straight out to let the cat out? Or confront her in the act?
alicat13 12
Or just return the cat. Do you just let people drop things off in your yard?
FlyingPie 17
Wow, are you kitten me?
gennyv 29
Hopefully the other neighbors know she's crazy so they can defend you
tayymeds 23
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Should have filmed it, ydi
HeyTherexxx 21
So, you have a video camera specifically set up to record your crazy neighbor sneaking her cat into your yard?
NannerAirCraft 3
OP said she watched her neighbor the whole time. She could have taken out a camera and started recording.
rocker_chick23 27
What if she doesn't have a camera? I don't and my cellphone doesn't have a camera.
blackonblight 33
Really? I thought cameras were standard these days. And by these days I mean the past five years. Both of my old flip phones have cameras, and I didn't see any without one when I last glanced at the options. Huh. Learn something everyday.
rocker_chick23 27
I have a $10 cellphone. The cheap ones don't come with camera's.
HeyTherexxx 21
Regardless, OP never would've guessed police were going to be involved.
dancinwookie 21
This is when you get motion activated hunter's cameras. Catch that lying b!tch red handed!
breakinlegs 19
You should have said something as you watched her do it...like get out of my yard!
disney_blonde 16
Don't touch the cage, then her fingerprints are the only ones on it.
laden_swallow09 35
I swear, sexism is rampant with police calls.
ksks1234 33
Sexism? OP and the neighbor are both female...what sexism?
KiaKarma 11
You have cat to be kitten me right meow!
8born8 18
A touch too much.