Cats, Neighbours and Animals: Nice try, Janet

Nice try, Janet

By Anonymous - 06/04/2014 19:37

Today, I witnessed my psycho neighbor put her cat in a cage, cross into my backyard, and set the cage down before returning to her house. She then called the cops and claimed I'd stolen her cat. The cops didn't believe my side of the story for a second. FML

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By Nekro_Kat - 10/08/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML

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Alas, poor Salem

By Stalked - 15/11/2011 00:46 - United States

Today, a policeman and I confronted my psychotic neighbor, who stole my cat because she thinks flea bites cause cancer. She refused to tell us what she'd done with the cat. I just spent $100 last month in vet bills, and my kids are crying for their pet. He's probably in pieces in her freezer. FML

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Karen has concerns

By go away karen! - 29/01/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, I had to call the cops on my batshit crazy neighbor, who’s repeatedly threatened to steal my dog. I finally got her ass on camera. She swears that my dog is being abused because it prefers to sleep outside instead of being in the house. Imagine that, an animal that likes being outside. FML

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By nothingtoseeherejuststealingtrees - 05/04/2016 20:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I met my neighbor. When she saw me cutting down trees on my lot, she interrogated me and called the police because she didn't believe I owned the property. She didn't call the cops when she watched someone steal a cord of wood from my property two days ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2011 13:57 - Norway

Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML

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Leave me alone

By MIB - 13/07/2011 16:26 - United States

Today, I awoke to banging at my door. It was my neighbor, accusing me of stealing her mail to spy on her, because apparently she thinks I must be some sort of secret agent. The cops don't believe me when I call, and she won't go away. FML

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By awesome - 21/09/2010 04:49 - United States

Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML

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You deserved it 81 346

By Ava_Darkflame - 01/01/2017 15:54 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML

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By Fought The Law - 29/10/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, my elderly neighbor called the police because my cat was in her yard. I now have a citation and a court date. Apparently, there is a leash law for cats in my town, and it is taken very seriously. FML

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By catlady5569 - 27/08/2009 08:13 - United States

Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML

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shidaddle 11

Monday 7 April 2014 1:30

Why would you steal a cat and then just leave it in a cage in your garden?

Liyuesigs 8

Monday 7 April 2014 1:34

"The cat is my witness."

Comments

gameover18 17

Monday 7 April 2014 1:58

Cops can't dust for prints. Legal reasons. They know how but lawyers get all butthurt about it, so only CSI techs can dust for prints.

grumblebum 16

Monday 7 April 2014 2:05

If you witnessed it, why didn't you go straight out to let the cat out? Or confront her in the act?

alicat13 12

Monday 7 April 2014 5:22

Or just return the cat. Do you just let people drop things off in your yard?

FlyingPie 17

Monday 7 April 2014 2:05

Wow, are you kitten me?

gennyv 29

Monday 7 April 2014 2:18

Hopefully the other neighbors know she's crazy so they can defend you

tayymeds 23

Monday 7 April 2014 2:25

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HeyTherexxx 21

Monday 7 April 2014 3:27

So, you have a video camera specifically set up to record your crazy neighbor sneaking her cat into your yard?

NannerAirCraft 3

Monday 7 April 2014 4:31

OP said she watched her neighbor the whole time. She could have taken out a camera and started recording.

rocker_chick23 27

Monday 7 April 2014 20:36

What if she doesn't have a camera? I don't and my cellphone doesn't have a camera.

blackonblight 32

Monday 7 April 2014 21:16

Really? I thought cameras were standard these days. And by these days I mean the past five years. Both of my old flip phones have cameras, and I didn't see any without one when I last glanced at the options. Huh. Learn something everyday.