Today, I witnessed my psycho neighbor put her cat in a cage, cross into my backyard, and set the cage down before returning to her house. She then called the cops and claimed I'd stolen her cat. The cops didn't believe my side of the story for a second. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, a policeman and I confronted my psychotic neighbor, who stole my cat because she thinks flea bites cause cancer. She refused to tell us what she'd done with the cat. I just spent $100 last month in vet bills, and my kids are crying for their pet. He's probably in pieces in her freezer. FML
Today, I had to call the cops on my batshit crazy neighbor, who’s repeatedly threatened to steal my dog. I finally got her ass on camera. She swears that my dog is being abused because it prefers to sleep outside instead of being in the house. Imagine that, an animal that likes being outside. FML
Today, I met my neighbor. When she saw me cutting down trees on my lot, she interrogated me and called the police because she didn't believe I owned the property. She didn't call the cops when she watched someone steal a cord of wood from my property two days ago. FML
Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I awoke to banging at my door. It was my neighbor, accusing me of stealing her mail to spy on her, because apparently she thinks I must be some sort of secret agent. The cops don't believe me when I call, and she won't go away. FML
Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML
Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML
Today, my elderly neighbor called the police because my cat was in her yard. I now have a citation and a court date. Apparently, there is a leash law for cats in my town, and it is taken very seriously. FML
Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML
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Top comments
shidaddle 11
Why would you steal a cat and then just leave it in a cage in your garden?
Liyuesigs 8
"The cat is my witness."
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Comments (136)
cosmicriver 17
Oh my word! That is seriously ****** up, man. Not only did she lie just to get you into some sort of trouble, but she used a living creature, who I mind you cannot give consent to be used as a pawn in a crazy ladies sick game. Not to mention, her
GeneralySpeaking 11
"For a second."
amarie2009 22
Get your phone and film her
Kergami 18
I don't usually steal things.. but when I do, I leave the valuables out in the open.
ENSanity1990 4
Set the bitch on fire
Perry85 42
Have them fingerprint the cage. When they don't find yours they'll see she bat shit Crazy
chosha_fml 27
This doesn't make it your fault, but what a shame the weird behavior didn't make you think to take out your phone and photo/video her doing it.
azyjazy713 11
Well thank goodness for fingerprint analysis. Who does that anyway. Waste of everyones time
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Do you have any idea why your neighbor seems to have animosity towards you?
Omniprism 15
I'm why didn't you go confront her while she was in your yard or while she was on her way back. Or get the cat and take it back to her house? You deserve this one I think. Not what she did but the cops not believing you.
holly_fly 34
As someone already said, if they had taken it back, the neighbor could have gotten pictures of OP carrying the cage.