Miscellaneous: Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints...

By Anonymous - 13/12/2011 13:57 - Norway

Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML

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cardtowermaster 0

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Tuesday 13 December 2011 18:54

explain to him you have a natural uncontrollable tendency to purr when you're asleep. while explaining be sure to add some meows in between sentences

shanemaximo 7

Tuesday 13 December 2011 18:58

Tell him you have some very, very strange sexual appetites and since you already make videos you would be happy to send him one.

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Tuesday 13 December 2011 18:54

explain to him you have a natural uncontrollable tendency to purr when you're asleep. while explaining be sure to add some meows in between sentences

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Tuesday 13 December 2011 19:12

Cats actually stop purring when they fall asleep.

pokemai 6

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Tuesday 13 December 2011 19:47

OP's roomate doesnt! :D What's new pussy cat!? Wooou wou wooou :D

shanemaximo 7

Tuesday 13 December 2011 18:58

Tell him you have some very, very strange sexual appetites and since you already make videos you would be happy to send him one.

murdersquirrel 15

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Tuesday 13 December 2011 20:29

What happens if he wants to see one of these sexual feline videos?

marpay 11

Tuesday 13 December 2011 20:43

Op will dress as a furry style cat and make a video of it?

Kefka91 15

Wednesday 14 December 2011 8:04

39- that's hot. I wanna see it. :3

kikiwi_fml 9

Tuesday 13 December 2011 18:58

That's hilarious. I bet he thinks that's the worst excuse ever too haha.

TheiMightyKhaL 2

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Wednesday 14 December 2011 2:05

I used to make cat noises, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

ninjuh_wingman 29

Tuesday 13 December 2011 18:58

You know you'd think someone would be able to tell the difference between someone making fake cat noises and a reak car.

LlamaFlavoured 24

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Tuesday 13 December 2011 19:00

There's a big difference between a fake cat and a reak car. ;)

ninjuh_wingman 29

Tuesday 13 December 2011 19:00

I mean a real cat.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Tuesday 13 December 2011 19:09

Sure, unless the roommate is very good at it. I've fooled quite a few people with my expert meowing skills. That or everyone I hang around is an idiot. Could be either or.

yumlicious 4

Tuesday 13 December 2011 19:59

Most likely the latter.

Kefka91 15

Wednesday 14 December 2011 8:20

My ex-girlfriend was able to do a very convincing bird noise. She'd do it in class and make the teachers freak out thinking there was a bird in the room.

xDani 3

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Tuesday 13 December 2011 18:59

Sounds like me. I'd do that shit even louder if I wanted to get someone kicked out. Looks like she's winning. c:

gruebermeister 1

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Wednesday 14 December 2011 2:46

Have you ever lived alone? Comments like that from an 18 year-old--fail.

lajaynay 15

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Wednesday 14 December 2011 5:15

Shit, I'm about to be 19 and if I could afford it, I'd live alone. Then my house wouldn't be such a damn mess and I can walk around in my underwear.

tylersign 11

Tuesday 13 December 2011 18:59

What the hell? Cat noises are the most boing of all animal noises. I prefer whale sounds. Or caterpillar...

murdersquirrel 15

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Tuesday 13 December 2011 20:31

I like that your misspelling of 'boring' actually describes a noise. Good job, kinda.

heyyy464 1

Tuesday 13 December 2011 23:59

What sound does a caterpillar make??

Kefka91 15

Wednesday 14 December 2011 8:23

Laughing out loud at 1 AM, trying to imagine what sound a caterpillar would make.

False_Stupidity 41

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Thursday 15 December 2011 4:49

Depends if it's the animal caterpillar or the excavator...

redhedsaysrawr 18

Thursday 29 December 2011 4:55

maybe they can actually talk but so quietly, that we cant hear it..... hmm.... man i wish i could talk to a caterpillar.... i bet theyre interesting...