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explain to him you have a natural uncontrollable tendency to purr when you're asleep. while explaining be sure to add some meows in between sentences

Tell him you have some very, very strange sexual appetites and since you already make videos you would be happy to send him one.

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explain to him you have a natural uncontrollable tendency to purr when you're asleep. while explaining be sure to add some meows in between sentences

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Tell him you have some very, very strange sexual appetites and since you already make videos you would be happy to send him one.

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Sure, unless the roommate is very good at it. I've fooled quite a few people with my expert meowing skills. That or everyone I hang around is an idiot. Could be either or.

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My ex-girlfriend was able to do a very convincing bird noise. She'd do it in class and make the teachers freak out thinking there was a bird in the room.

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Sounds like me. I'd do that shit even louder if I wanted to get someone kicked out. Looks like she's winning. c:

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Shit, I'm about to be 19 and if I could afford it, I'd live alone. Then my house wouldn't be such a damn mess and I can walk around in my underwear.

What the hell? Cat noises are the most boing of all animal noises. I prefer whale sounds. Or caterpillar...

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maybe they can actually talk but so quietly, that we cant hear it..... hmm.... man i wish i could talk to a caterpillar.... i bet theyre interesting...

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