Animals: Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care...

By Anonymous - 07/06/2017 20:00 - United States - Coplay

Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML

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By kittynapper - 17/07/2014 23:32 - United States - Denver

Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML

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By itchy itches - 23/08/2020 05:05 - United States

Today, my neighbor brought home a box of kittens he found in the park. Instead of calling animal control, he decided to keep them. Besides the incessant meowing throughout the day and night, a massive horde of fleas decided to migrate through his light sockets and into my nice clean apartment. FML

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By My_Name_Is_Zach - 23/07/2012 03:48

Today, my neighbor called me on vacation to tell me that she let my mother into my house to feed my fish. I don't have fish, and my mother passed away 3 years ago. FML

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By HereKittyKitty - 01/12/2013 20:27 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 00:43 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbor has a cat. I was blessed with this knowledge when she threw several piles of used kitty litter and cat poop over her balcony and onto my patio. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2020 05:02

Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML

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By Darkness162000 - 08/01/2010 00:21 - France

Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML

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By catdog - 02/01/2013 06:07 - United States - West Sacramento

Today, my neighbor went on vacation, leaving me in charge of his cat and dog. For some reason, he calls his dog "Cat" and his cat "Dog". There are two pet food containers, one labeled "Cat" and the other labeled "Dog". I have no idea which one goes to which animal. FML

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By notacatperson - 01/03/2011 10:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I was informed that due to my cat being aggressive and attacking the postman several times, my mail would no longer be delivered to my address. I don't own a cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 17:32 - United States - San Dimas

Today, I met my neighbors for the first time, as they helped me carry my dead cat off the road. FML

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amberfox 11

Thursday 8 June 2017 2:01

You do now.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 8 June 2017 3:02

Nobody owns a cat. The cats own you!

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amberfox 11

Thursday 8 June 2017 2:01

You do now.

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Thursday 8 June 2017 2:41

Sounds like a CATastrophy of epic proportions.

DetroitDov 35

Thursday 8 June 2017 4:05

No... Just no.

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Thursday 8 June 2017 4:08

Some people can't handle a good pun.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 8 June 2017 3:02

Nobody owns a cat. The cats own you!

Lalala579121 27

Thursday 8 June 2017 4:35

People in Soviet Russia own cats.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 8 June 2017 5:09

Vat a country!

somedudesomewher 29

Thursday 8 June 2017 3:18

This is how you end up getting a cat.

Glowworm56 26

Thursday 8 June 2017 3:31

Well you don't just own a cat now--you own at least 2 or 3 of them!

Glowworm56 26

Thursday 8 June 2017 3:32

Also that picture for this FML is perfect. Those cats are so sneaky and cute!

ewilkes91 11

Thursday 8 June 2017 4:06

You do now

Little Richard 11

Thursday 8 June 2017 5:23

How are the neighbors getting into your house? Time to change the locks?

redcode5 17

Thursday 8 June 2017 16:22

Op was probs on vacation and asked his neighbors to water the plants or some shit like that...

redcode5 17

Thursday 8 June 2017 16:22

Op was probs on vacation and asked his neighbors to water the plants or some shit like that...

queencabello 19

Thursday 8 June 2017 6:20

Cats are great

artybicardi 6

Thursday 8 June 2017 11:38

I would be more worried about my neighbor coming in and out of my house when I wasn't home hahaha

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Bye bye Tiddles

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