FML : Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a...

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Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML

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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 7 June 2017 20:00 / United States - Coplay

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By amberfox | 9

#7466992 - Thursday 8 June 2017 02:01

You do now.

By RichardPencil | 22

#7467011 - Thursday 8 June 2017 03:02

Nobody owns a cat. The cats own you!

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By amberfox | 9

#7466992 - Thursday 8 June 2017 02:01

You do now.

By CrazyTrainWreck | 18

#7467006 - Thursday 8 June 2017 02:41

Sounds like a CATastrophy of epic proportions.

DetroitDov | 35

#7467033 - Thursday 8 June 2017 04:05

No... Just no.

By RichardPencil | 22

#7467011 - Thursday 8 June 2017 03:02

Nobody owns a cat. The cats own you!

Lalala579121 | 25

#7467041 - Thursday 8 June 2017 04:35

People in Soviet Russia own cats.

RichardPencil | 22

#7467048 - Thursday 8 June 2017 05:09

Vat a country!

By somedudesomewher | 21

#7467015 - Thursday 8 June 2017 03:18

This is how you end up getting a cat.

By Glowworm56 | 19

#7467022 - Thursday 8 June 2017 03:31

Well you don't just own a cat now--you own at least 2 or 3 of them!

By Glowworm56 | 19

#7467024 - Thursday 8 June 2017 03:32

Also that picture for this FML is perfect. Those cats are so sneaky and cute!

By ewilkes91 | 7

#7467034 - Thursday 8 June 2017 04:06

You do now

By Little Richard | 8

#7467054 - Thursday 8 June 2017 05:23

How are the neighbors getting into your house? Time to change the locks?

redcode5 | 17

#7467282 - Thursday 8 June 2017 04:22

Op was probs on vacation and asked his neighbors to water the plants or some shit like that...

redcode5 | 17

#7467283 - Thursday 8 June 2017 04:22

Op was probs on vacation and asked his neighbors to water the plants or some shit like that...

By queencabello | 19

#7467060 - Thursday 8 June 2017 06:20

Cats are great

By artybicardi | 4

#7467150 - Thursday 8 June 2017 11:38

I would be more worried about my neighbor coming in and out of my house when I wasn't home hahaha

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