Today, I witnessed my psycho neighbor put her cat in a cage, cross into my backyard, and set the cage down before returning to her house. She then called the cops and claimed I'd stolen her cat. The cops didn't believe my side of the story for a second. FML
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Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, a policeman and I confronted my psychotic neighbor, who stole my cat because she thinks flea bites cause cancer. She refused to tell us what she'd done with the cat. I just spent $100 last month in vet bills, and my kids are crying for their pet. He's probably in pieces in her freezer. FML
Today, I had to call the cops on my batshit crazy neighbor, who’s repeatedly threatened to steal my dog. I finally got her ass on camera. She swears that my dog is being abused because it prefers to sleep outside instead of being in the house. Imagine that, an animal that likes being outside. FML
Today, I met my neighbor. When she saw me cutting down trees on my lot, she interrogated me and called the police because she didn't believe I owned the property. She didn't call the cops when she watched someone steal a cord of wood from my property two days ago. FML
Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I awoke to banging at my door. It was my neighbor, accusing me of stealing her mail to spy on her, because apparently she thinks I must be some sort of secret agent. The cops don't believe me when I call, and she won't go away. FML
Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML
Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML
Today, my elderly neighbor called the police because my cat was in her yard. I now have a citation and a court date. Apparently, there is a leash law for cats in my town, and it is taken very seriously. FML
Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML
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shidaddle 11
Why would you steal a cat and then just leave it in a cage in your garden?
Liyuesigs 8
"The cat is my witness."
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Comments (136)
frizz101 22
OP I suggest that you film your neighbor so you can have physical evidence if they try to pull the same thing again. Also if it persist you can keep the recordings and show them in court if things start to get out of hand.
brackaman 18
I think op might have just been too confused to think to do that. I certainly wouldn't have seen it coming.
1947Chevy 17
That may not be the best idea. She may call the cops thinking she is being stalked or something
jkmartinjk 16
If OP films her own yard then, yeah, it's a great idea. Not only will it show that her neighbour's a psycho, but it will also catch her trespassing.
olpally 33
Just stick to your story, cops can't do anything really. Who would steal a cat anyways? That's just stupid. Hope you got out of that.
kat_moore15 12
That's just.. Hmm how do I put this.. She's craving attention?
PrinceofDragons 6
And this is why you use a cell phone or something to record random shit as it happens... Sucks that your neighbour is a psycho asshole.. Good luck.
ELoni_fml 25
Buy a security camera :S That woman is all kinds of crazy
worldclassrager 41
How could they? Dust the cage for fingerprints but that's a bit extreme
DanielleinDC 34
That actually would be a good idea, but I wouldn't put it past the crazy neighbor to wear gloves while she was framing OP. OP should get a motion-activated camera to catch crazy neighbor in the act.
fred3971 11
Tell the cops you were stealing it back because she stole it from you
Narcisse_fml 25
I'd have told them to check the cage for fingerprints.
pratikp03 22
Who steals a cat :s
geoforce 6
lmao!!! dude tape her time.