Weird, Creepy and Work: New creepypasta just dropped

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By oh_mylanta - 02/03/2009 09:10 - United States

Today, I went to work to find my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so it was very unusual to find him there. I asked how he was, and he replied, "I told my wife about us; she kicked me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm married and pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" FML

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You deserved it 5 365

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 06:32 - Canada

Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 927

You deserved it 3 039

By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 558

You deserved it 519

Run!

By Anonymous - 11/05/2024 14:00 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML

I agree, your life sucks 507

You deserved it 60

By hatelife - 14/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 314

You deserved it 5 150

By Anonymous - 22/06/2011 05:35 - United States

Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 045

You deserved it 3 928

By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 09:59 - United States

Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss' wife. I work for my parents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 72 273

You deserved it 2 993

By work -_- - 22/04/2013 13:22 - United Kingdom - Mitcham

Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 255

You deserved it 3 772

By unknown relationship - 28/06/2013 05:23 - United States - Shorewood

Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 414

You deserved it 3 145

By mermaidkeels - 18/06/2016 08:51 - United States

Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 958

You deserved it 1 004

By sad guy - 26/04/2013 05:20 - United States

Today, a huge and angry man stormed into my work and threatened to kill me if I didn't stop sleeping with his wife. He then threatened to come back and kick my ass if I so much as texted his wife again. The problem is, I'm married, have never cheated and I work for my wife's father. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 314

You deserved it 3 113

IChangedTheRules 0

Monday 2 March 2009 16:07

I'd be so creeped out!

thebaroness1984 0

Monday 2 March 2009 16:36

CARRY MACE.

Comments

Good_old_Grim 8

Monday 2 March 2009 21:15

You gonna get raped! P.S. Yes, I know I'm gonna burn in hell for making this joke, but I couldn't resist.

ElectricPorn 0

Monday 2 March 2009 21:17

I have to say I agree with #28 completely. Report it to a higher-up ASAP. It is not OK for people to think that kind of behaviour is acceptable.

Dutchie2010 0

Monday 2 March 2009 21:21

Oh my god i'd get the heck out of there. Ewwww

Kizzah 0

Monday 2 March 2009 21:37

This would make a very good **** story.

DDDDDDD_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 21:44

O.o. Wow...

whitey_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 21:50

WHHHAAATTTT the hell.

nessasrubyreds 0

Monday 2 March 2009 21:59

this is one of the funniest fmylifes i've ever read. sorry, though (if it's true).

berii 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:22

Report that stuff... I see a sexual harassment lawsuit in his near future...

casanova_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:00

if you ****** him....why is that my problem?.....hand him sexual harassment lawsuit notice. if you didnt..."nice, and soon you'll be paying my rent" hand him sexual harassment notice. to those who think he was joking. yeah, it would be hilarious...but if it was a joke or the wrong person....he probably would have said something and it wouldnt be on Fmylife.