By work -_- - 22/04/2013 13:22 - United Kingdom - Mitcham

Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML
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JenkJenks 6

That's pretty selfish of you. Try to keep your pregnant germs to yourself from now on.

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Wizardo 33

Why does it seem like almost every boss in the world is either really stupid or really incompetent.

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botanistjessica 24

I'd use spell check before calling other people dumbasses.

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Bakarra 22

Dun h8 on #1 gaiz heez spel corectly u gaiz r dumb #swagyolo420 #justme #funtimesonFML

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Han1156 23

I could literally feel the stupidity of that comment trying to seep into my brain

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realeah 4

Offence is not a word (it's offense). Nor is gaiz. It goes against logic to use an equally long word as an abbreviation. i.e. 'gaiz' is not an abbreviation for 'guys.'

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wdd2 5

Actually, offence IS a word, it's the british spelling of the word. So before you go grammar naziing people, do a little research.

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Bakarra 22

'twas the point 43, the only person who could defend #1 would have to have soooooo muuuuuch swaaaaaaag

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Bakarra 22

It's like people don't know I also hate swag and am joking? I'm not sure...

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JACKxRAWR 22

NO! Lots of offence. Lots and lots of offence.

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Mr_Satan 11

Yep, the best defense is a good offence.... dunno what that has to do with this though.

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3rdbass 9

It would be relevant if you spelled "offense" right.

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wdd2 5

They DID spell it right, offence is the british spelling, and since it is in fact thd original spelling, it is equally if not more correct.

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B5B0N35 18

I know i have horrible spelling and i was being sarcastic calm yourself

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cherry72 13

*Offense (I hate grammar Nazi's, but this was overboard) OK there's my 2 cents for the day, take it or leave it.

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colby6666 43

Actually 86, offence is correct in England. Therefore, you just made a complete fool of yourself, especially because you misspelled "Nazis".

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foxyhasmybooty 16

They said nazi's notice the comma and quit being a dick they are correct in AMERICA we don't all live in England

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Wizardo 33

Why does it seem like almost every boss in the world is either really stupid or really incompetent.

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botanistjessica 24

Stupid is practically synonymous with incompetent. Therefore, every boss on the planet must be stupid. Definitely the reason they made it to management.

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expertsmilee 26

Most managers do not need to be in management, and I for one often question how they made it there in the first place.

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Bakarra 22

They say it's all about who you know...

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HeadlessSparrow 20

Because nobody is going to write an FML on here saying that their boss is awesome.

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timelessone 16

Mine is but if I told you who they might demote him.

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Wizardo 33

I'm guessing its all about how many dicks you blow or if you genuinely work for it... or the former.

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icemand90 17

those who cannot do, teach. those who cannot teach manage...

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caysters 12

Basically where I work, it's all about who you know... Or what language you speak. You speak English, you ain't getting far... Funny, I thought I lived in the us... Hmm...

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dubleduke 11

Because only the stupid ones get on FML

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SadGirl18 16

That's when you ask if he got the sickness too. She had to get it somehow!

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yetanotherginger 19

Now we just need OP to comment saying whether her boss was actually aware she was pregnant, or whether she hasn't told him, in which case he couldn't help but be wrong about this.

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lufflala 6

Whether he knew doesn't matter, claiming his gf 'caught' OP's illness was his shit way of making excuses for his gf. I would love to know what happened after the OP told him what was up, if she did tell him.

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JenkJenks 6

That's pretty selfish of you. Try to keep your pregnant germs to yourself from now on.

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Misswildsides 22

Yeah, bad OP! You shouldn't pass pregnancy onto other people!

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Mossears133 15

It's not THAT selfish, she was sharing her her pregnant germs after all!

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Apologise for impregnating his girlfriend you evil, heartless woman!!!

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Bakarra 22

The boss probably thought OP and his girlfriend watched one of those 3D **** videos together and so they both caught the pregnancy while he was away so technically OPs fault

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Pleonasm 35

You managed to impregnate his girlfriend with your baby? Props, your son (I'm assuming, then) is going to be VERY fertile!

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Bakarra 22

Sex Education, now available in the womb.

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alkerh 8

Well no, and that's the problem. First it was teen pregnancy, now...

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limitedition 25

You're pretty amazing if you could pass pregnancy along to his gf!

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stevothedevo 25

That's something they don't teach you in sex ed..

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HowieDoIt 21

Oh crap, I think by reading this, I caught the stupid from your boss.

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s0m3guy2010 21

Thats rediculus. U cant catch stoopid by reeding FMLs.

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rg350dx 29

How did you...? Are you a wizard?

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Soloman212 28

Editing comments. (Sorry for ruining the magic.)

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