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By oh_mylanta - 02/03/2009 09:10 - United States

Today, I went to work to find my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so it was very unusual to find him there. I asked how he was, and he replied, "I told my wife about us; she kicked me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm married and pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 06:32 - Canada

Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2024 14:00 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML

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By hatelife - 14/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2011 05:35 - United States

Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 09:59 - United States

Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss' wife. I work for my parents. FML

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By work -_- - 22/04/2013 13:22 - United Kingdom - Mitcham

Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML

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By unknown relationship - 28/06/2013 05:23 - United States - Shorewood

Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML

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By mermaidkeels - 18/06/2016 08:51 - United States

Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML

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By sad guy - 26/04/2013 05:20 - United States

Today, a huge and angry man stormed into my work and threatened to kill me if I didn't stop sleeping with his wife. He then threatened to come back and kick my ass if I so much as texted his wife again. The problem is, I'm married, have never cheated and I work for my wife's father. FML

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IChangedTheRules 0

Monday 2 March 2009 16:07

I'd be so creeped out!

thebaroness1984 0

Monday 2 March 2009 16:36

CARRY MACE.

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mindcontrolify 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 15:13

ah. are you trying to be funny? ._. cuz its not working.

Redders123 1

Thursday 18 February 2010 21:26

That is extremely scary! He sounds delusional. :/ Be careful.

slayertack 19

Tuesday 9 March 2010 1:21

I wish i was in your situation so i could kick his ass

missmontreal97 4

Friday 6 August 2010 20:40

that's really wierd

sassyjesSa 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 8:09

Omg QUIT NOW!!!

sassyjesSa 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 8:16

Omg QUIT NOW!!!

caitlin21holly 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 18:32

he will call ur husband and say the kid is his

kloey45 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 0:36

yes but ur prego and working night sift!!! what month are you on

zendaddy0 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 16:49

quit NOW

brittanyg93 0

Monday 21 March 2011 17:49

hahaha, dude! WTF?

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