Neat

At first I thought the word "tips" was being used as a double entendre.

She just wants to see you succeed, like any caring mother would! But yea, in all seriousness, ew.

Don't knock it till you try it..!;)

21, there's nothing wrong with someone finding the idea of anal unappealing, just like there's nothing wrong with liking it. I personally agree with #3 and don't see the draw. You clearly do and that's a-ok. Different strokes for different folks and all that jazz.

#21&37: My ew was more directed at the fact that the tips came from OP's mum, not that they were on anal sex. (:

37 - of course everyone has their own sexual preferences. But I do agree that it doesn't hurt to try something at least once before you say you don't like it. I used to think anal was gross and degrading, then I tried it out and I love it now.

Butt it might-- hurt to try something at least once --if it's not done correctly the first time. :P

@42, Marry me!!

Did you mean "jizz"?

That didn't post where I meant for it to post.

42- You're going to get a lot of messages...

I think your mom has some suspicions about you xD

Mother's wise words

You never know, OP. They may come in handy one day!

From your pic I'd say you already found them handy!

Oh.

Wisdom comes from your mother, you should consider them.

my mom has always been a great teacher of many things. I am glad this is not one of the aubjects she preaches about.

Was she illustrating her techniques with a rectal thermometer?

No, just her pink dildo.

Anal sex tips from drunk mom?
-changes porno-

There's no need to be so anal about it, you'll get over it.

OP's mom didn't rear him very well. He probably is the butt of a lot of jokes.

Gee thanx mom