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By moms know best??? - 27/07/2013 21:41 - Canada - Morinville

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Today, I received some unwanted anal sex tips. They were unwanted because I'm not into anal sex, and the tips came from my drunk mom. FML
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FlyingPie 17

At first I thought the word "tips" was being used as a double entendre.

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Anal sex tips from drunk mom? -changes porno-

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FlyingPie 17

At first I thought the word "tips" was being used as a double entendre.

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MickiJ 20

She just wants to see you succeed, like any caring mother would! But yea, in all seriousness, ew.

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Zazoo1995 23

Don't knock it till you try it..!;)

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WhisperSoflty 20

21, there's nothing wrong with someone finding the idea of anal unappealing, just like there's nothing wrong with liking it. I personally agree with #3 and don't see the draw. You clearly do and that's a-ok. Different strokes for different folks and all that jazz.

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MickiJ 20

#21&37: My ew was more directed at the fact that the tips came from OP's mum, not that they were on anal sex. (:

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mfmylifesrsly 29

37 - of course everyone has their own sexual preferences. But I do agree that it doesn't hurt to try something at least once before you say you don't like it. I used to think anal was gross and degrading, then I tried it out and I love it now.

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Enslaved 36

Butt it might-- hurt to try something at least once --if it's not done correctly the first time. :P

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Goblin182 26

Did you mean "****"?

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Goblin182 26

That didn't post where I meant for it to post.

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Poppipuff 14

42- You're going to get a lot of messages...

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theaaxis 27

I think your mom has some suspicions about you xD

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Chikiriwak 17

Wisdom comes from your mother, you should consider them.

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NoFlippinWai 24

my mom has always been a great teacher of many things. I am glad this is not one of the aubjects she preaches about.

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perdix 29

Was she illustrating her techniques with a rectal thermometer?

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Anal sex tips from drunk mom? -changes porno-

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chris_42 11

There's no need to be so anal about it, you'll get over it.

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Steve95401 49

OP's mom didn't rear him very well. He probably is the butt of a lot of jokes.

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