Today, I learned there's no feeling quite as painful as being stuck on the toilet at 2 a.m. and hearing your dog sneak into your room and eat your dinner, all while being completely powerless to stop it. FML
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julfunky
| 29
Rule number one when you have dogs: do not leave your food out when you leave the room. Even if your running to the toilet, toss that plate somewhere high first.
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blondie45
| 21
Why are you having dinner at 2am?
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blondie45
| 21
Why are you having dinner at 2am?
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toodamntall
| 5
OP could be a shift worker, they might have just gotten back from an event that ran late, they could be a night owl, or maybe just just forgot to have it earlier. I used to work from 3pm to midnight and wouldn't get home until 1am in the morning, so I regularly had dinner between 1 and 2 am
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julfunky
| 29
Rule number one when you have dogs: do not leave your food out when you leave the room. Even if your running to the toilet, toss that plate somewhere high first.
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Sam Siggers
| 8
agreed too many times have i been lazy and my dog has eaten my diiner after stepping out of my room for like 2 mins
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
I'll avoid the miserable route, and say YDI for not taking 5 seconds to put it out of his reach.
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BigSissy
| 14
Sometimes when nature calls, you don’t have five seconds. Just saying.
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
There's always time to save the precious, pal, even if it comes at such a high risk.
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RichardPencil
| 29
If it’s the fine fare you’re accustomed to, your dog will get the shits before dawn.
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Mungolikecandy
| 19
That is more an inconvenience than "no feeling quite as painful". You must have led a very sheltered life if you really believe that.
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Mathalamus
| 24
Close. The. Door. You deserved that for being an idiot around pets.
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Sady_Ct
| 37
Teach it not to touch feed even left un attended. My 7 yr old dog and my 9month old pup both leave the room if there is someone eating, and they don’t sneak human food. And no I didn’t have to abuse them to teach them this. It just took time, effort and patience.
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Fata Morgana 1029
| 7
It's called training. My dog won't even touch BACON unless I tell him it's okay, even if I leave the room. Yes, I've tested this.