By DanniRae - 13/3/2009 13:48 - United States
  Today, my mom was helping me clean out stuff from college. She opened a box and took out some anal beads I got as a gag gift. She asked, "What are these?" I answered, "They are for massaging your back". She then insisted I show her. I massaged my mother with anal beads. FML
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By  bomdia  |  0

that is hilarious. At least they were a gag gift and not used!
And at least your mom wasn't the type of person who knew what they were (not that there's anything wrong with that).

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No it's not disrespectful, the mother asked! If you have a good bond with your mom nothing should be considered inappropriate or stupid (minus insest). If this happened to me with my mom we would have busted a gut laughing after I explained. #6 has the right idea.

By  Outkast  |  0

that was the most funniest thing i've ever heard that anyone used for an anl bead
to massage your back did she like it

i want to know

just hope she don't find out:D:D:D:D