FML : Today, my mom was helping me clean out stuff from college. She opened a box and took out some anal beads I got as a gag gift. She asked, "What are these?"...

Today, my mom was helping me clean out stuff from college. She opened a box and took out some anal beads I got as a gag gift. She asked, "What are these?" I answered, "They are for massaging your back". She then insisted I show her. I massaged my mother with anal beads. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By DanniRae - / Friday 13 March 2009 13:48 / United States

Intimacy

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By Tehalon | 0

#30104 - Friday 13 March 2009 20:03

Aslong as they were unused its not that bad ;P

By Xyrian | 0

#30121 - Friday 13 March 2009 20:12

This sounds suspiciously familiar to American Wedding, which also happened to be on television last night, go figure.

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By Tehalon | 0

#30104 - Friday 13 March 2009 20:03

Aslong as they were unused its not that bad ;P

ninjawurl16 | 0

#2583850 - Sunday 29 May 2011 18:11

just imagine they were finished massagin
and the mom noticed brown stains on her back hahahah!!!

By bomdia | 0

#30105 - Friday 13 March 2009 20:03

that is hilarious. At least they were a gag gift and not used!
And at least your mom wasn't the type of person who knew what they were (not that there's anything wrong with that).

By forallitsworth | 0

#30120 - Friday 13 March 2009 20:11

Let's hope your mom doesn't go on fmylife.com ;)

By Xyrian | 0

#30121 - Friday 13 March 2009 20:12

This sounds suspiciously familiar to American Wedding, which also happened to be on television last night, go figure.

By MCart_fml | 0

#30130 - Friday 13 March 2009 20:16

Agreed with #1, otherwise buy your mom a new shirt for her next birthday

By LittleMissMack | 0

#30140 - Friday 13 March 2009 20:19

Why couldn't you just be honest with you mom? Especially if they were a gag gift.

I would have asked her if she wanted them because you weren't going to use them.

sasquatchman12 | 0

#3464839 - Friday 21 October 2011 6:32

That's stupid

boycrazy30007 | 12

#4796147 - Friday 10 August 2012 7:48

Normal people wouldn't bring something like that into a conversation with their mom. It's disrespectful

thevelociraptor | 31

#6193993 - Friday 6 February 2015 1:46

No it's not disrespectful, the mother asked! If you have a good bond with your mom nothing should be considered inappropriate or stupid (minus insest). If this happened to me with my mom we would have busted a gut laughing after I explained. #6 has the right idea.

Ramb0 | 20

#6637564 - Monday 27 June 2016 10:45

your family Is messed up

By littlec_fml | 0

#30161 - Friday 13 March 2009 20:26

that was ripped off from american wedding

By Outkast | 0

#30177 - Friday 13 March 2009 20:36

that was the most funniest thing i've ever heard that anyone used for an anl bead
to massage your back did she like it

i want to know

just hope she don't find out:D:D:D:D