By DanniRae - 13/03/2009 13:48 - United States

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Today, my mom was helping me clean out stuff from college. She opened a box and took out some anal beads I got as a gag gift. She asked, "What are these?" I answered, "They are for massaging your back". She then insisted I show her. I massaged my mother with anal beads. FML
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Aslong as they were unused its not that bad ;P

Xyrian 0

This sounds suspiciously familiar to American Wedding, which also happened to be on television last night, go figure.

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Aslong as they were unused its not that bad ;P

ninjawurl16 0

just imagine they were finished massagin and the mom noticed brown stains on her back hahahah!!!

that is hilarious. At least they were a gag gift and not used! And at least your mom wasn't the type of person who knew what they were (not that there's anything wrong with that).

Let's hope your mom doesn't go on fmylife.com ;)

Xyrian 0

This sounds suspiciously familiar to American Wedding, which also happened to be on television last night, go figure.

MCart_fml 0

Agreed with #1, otherwise buy your mom a new shirt for her next birthday

LittleMissMack 0

Why couldn't you just be honest with you mom? Especially if they were a gag gift. I would have asked her if she wanted them because you weren't going to use them.

sasquatchman12 0

That's stupid

boycrazy30007 12

Normal people wouldn't bring something like that into a conversation with their mom. It's disrespectful

No it's not disrespectful, the mother asked! If you have a good bond with your mom nothing should be considered inappropriate or stupid (minus insest). If this happened to me with my mom we would have busted a gut laughing after I explained. #6 has the right idea.

your family Is messed up

littlec_fml 0

that was ripped off from american wedding

Outkast 0

that was the most funniest thing i've ever heard that anyone used for an anl bead to massage your back did she like it i want to know just hope she don't find out:D:D:D:D

Yeah... 'gag gift'. Whatever you say. :-P

alwaysalady 0

Anal beads? You mean beads that you....? They make stuff like that?

thewonkits 0

You need to watch more nighttime television. lol.

I love how your comment is #69. I lol'd.