By DanniRae - 13/03/2009 13:48 - United States

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Today, my mom was helping me clean out stuff from college. She opened a box and took out some anal beads I got as a gag gift. She asked, "What are these?" I answered, "They are for massaging your back". She then insisted I show her. I massaged my mother with anal beads. FML
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Tehalon 0
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Aslong as they were unused its not that bad ;P

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Xyrian 0

This sounds suspiciously familiar to American Wedding, which also happened to be on television last night, go figure.

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Tehalon 0
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Aslong as they were unused its not that bad ;P

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ninjawurl16 0

just imagine they were finished massagin and the mom noticed brown stains on her back hahahah!!!

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bomdia 0
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that is hilarious. At least they were a gag gift and not used! And at least your mom wasn't the type of person who knew what they were (not that there's anything wrong with that).

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forallitsworth 0
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Let's hope your mom doesn't go on fmylife.com ;)

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Xyrian 0

This sounds suspiciously familiar to American Wedding, which also happened to be on television last night, go figure.

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MCart_fml 0

Agreed with #1, otherwise buy your mom a new shirt for her next birthday

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LittleMissMack 0

Why couldn't you just be honest with you mom? Especially if they were a gag gift. I would have asked her if she wanted them because you weren't going to use them.

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sasquatchman12 0

That's stupid

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boycrazy30007 12

Normal people wouldn't bring something like that into a conversation with their mom. It's disrespectful

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thevelociraptor 31
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No it's not disrespectful, the mother asked! If you have a good bond with your mom nothing should be considered inappropriate or stupid (minus insest). If this happened to me with my mom we would have busted a gut laughing after I explained. #6 has the right idea.

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Ramb0 20
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your family Is messed up

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littlec_fml 0

that was ripped off from american wedding

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Outkast 0

that was the most funniest thing i've ever heard that anyone used for an anl bead to massage your back did she like it i want to know just hope she don't find out:D:D:D:D

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Lick_yer_face 0
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Yeah... 'gag gift'. Whatever you say. :-P

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alwaysalady 0

Anal beads? You mean beads that you....? They make stuff like that?

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thewonkits 0

You need to watch more nighttime television. lol.

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BeeHappy_fml 0
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I love how your comment is #69. I lol'd.

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