Today, I had to play the hot and cold game with my boyfriend until he found my clitoris. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML
Today, I woke up with a sore clitoris. I haven't had sex with my boyfriend for weeks, but I did masturbate yesterday. I guess I can't get horny without feeling pain afterwards. FML
Today, my boyfriend was about to go down on me as foreplay before losing his virginity and he actually poked my clitoris and said, "What’s this thing?" FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML
Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work out where my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, you idiot. I've pointed it out, but each time it's like he needs a compass and a map or something. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
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Oppression_fml 19
We all gotta start somewhere...
A07 48
Cut him some slack OP, atleast he's trying, most guys don't even bother according to this site.
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Comments (154)
bettyc4 26
At least you worked together and got some fun out of it. I'd say that's just another sex game ;)
coffeelicious 11
I hope he did his best to pleasure you after that, OP. At least you gotta give him an A for effort. :P
chefnoel22 11
Well atleast he was trying :)
quesok 22
At least you ended hot
jtfrisch 22
Sounds fun lol
brvnnx 18
Cut him some slack, dude gets an A for effort.
fml510605 16
Sorry for my dumb question but.... What's a ********??
VeganDarkLight 31
Wow, sex ed really seems not to play a big role in some countries. I learned it in 3rd grade already and again in 6th and 8th. "The ******** is the human female's most sensitive erogenous zone and generally the primary anatomical source of human female sexual pleasure."- Wikipedia is your friend, you might want to read a bit more of the article if you seriously don't know what it is.
VeganDarkLight 31
Even if it was a kid, they should still know what a ******** is. I've learned it when I was about 9 years old. Not the details, but that it's a part of the female anatomy and important during sex. I think early sex ed is important as it teaches kids fundamental things about their bodies, so that they know what's going on when someone abuses them, they get their period very early or something like that.
fml510605 16
I'm 14 if you must know.... And I've NEVER heard of that word or been taught what the hell that is.
Joceyvdv 9
If he don't know what a clit is then he shouldn't be having sex
eddy1965 6
Look for the little man in the boat
alyssaks 11
Omg Hahahah
david99021 15
R-A-P-E.. get that penis out of me!