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gross!
Op obviously didn't pick a winner
Let's all admit it. We all pick our noses in private...
'snot cool bro
That's a booger of a situation. The officer was probably a snotty prick.
Boogers is your body's natural food. Save the Earth.
I think I'm going to be sick.
not saying op is a guy, but 1 in 3 guys pick their nose while driving. just pointing it out there..
I see what you did there
the gold mine is derrin darn good today
For personal wealth and.... Satisfaction.
It's about time someone told the truth.
Hahahahaa ewww
In his car apparently
Pick it and get a ticket
good point
Did you eat that gold?
I only eat my snot with a pinch of salt, it's disgusting otherwise
75 - That is so gross lmfao
why did i get thumbed down? -.-
lol ^
There you learned something today. Don't pick your nose and drive.
Its the perfect crime
you learn something new every day I suppose
Do you know why I pulled you over today mam?
Dam how far up were you picking and big of a snot was it to distract your driving.... wait second thought I don't wanna know.
The police were just being picky
I see what you did there... ;D
8- I smelled what you did their.
Snot that big of a deal, but clearly you picked the wrong time. Everyone nose the police would rather dig for treasure on the highway than track down dangerous bogeys.
:)
Come on, 35. Leave some puns for the rest of us...
It's snot too hard to dig for some clever puns, you just have to pick unique ones. Try as I might, I can't figure out a way to use 'mucus' in a pun.
35 wins.
Why were you inspecting them? Were you planning on putting your favorites in a scrap-book?
*holds fork and knife* Eat it, eat it, eat it!
Meanwhile real crime runs rampant
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The police were just being picky
There you learned something today. Don't pick your nose and drive.