By jj4320 - 17/09/2011 08:37 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell phone use but for nose picking and inspecting. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 648
You deserved it 40 955

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The police were just being picky

There you learned something today. Don't pick your nose and drive.


fthislyfe 22

1: you mean you've never inspected your nose?

Op obviously didn't pick a winner

leprechaun23 15

He nose that he's done it XD LOL GET IT NOSE *starts to cry* oh god I'm so alone

Let's all admit it. We all pick our noses in private...

'snot cool bro

That's a booger of a situation. The officer was probably a snotty prick.

Boogers is your body's natural food. Save the Earth.

I think I'm going to be sick.

Jennyboo5797 4

"What's the point of mining for nose gold if I can't share it with the townspeople?!"

madskittlesftw 5

If it was a true winner you'd preserve it and pay the ticket with it. They can't turn down pure gold.

LiveLaughFML 10

up your nose, digging for gold!

not saying op is a guy, but 1 in 3 guys pick their nose while driving. just pointing it out there..

I see what you did there

kwchambers92 10

Not digging for gold, digging for remnants of what OP was putting up there through a straw last night

the gold mine is derrin darn good today

For personal wealth and.... Satisfaction.

It's about time someone told the truth.

cooltatgar 30

lol Where you eating it?

Hahahahaa ewww

In his car apparently

Pick it and get a ticket

good point

Did you eat that gold?

I only eat my snot with a pinch of salt, it's disgusting otherwise

GrammarNazzzzzi 6

The best ones are the toasty ones stuck on the walls of your nose

75 - That is so gross lmfao

why did i get thumbed down? -.-

tmmundy 17

#75..I don't know? I agree though, all this booger eating talk is making me sick.

tmmundy 17

oops! #103

There you learned something today. Don't pick your nose and drive.

Its the perfect crime

you learn something new every day I suppose

Do you know why I pulled you over today mam?

qhostred 0

You could have said that there was something in your brain and you were trying to get it out

HowAreYouToday 34

Yea. And then give it back to quostred. He's tires of the empty-headedness

Dam how far up were you picking and big of a snot was it to distract your driving.... wait second thought I don't wanna know.

The police were just being picky

I see what you did there... ;D

8- I smelled what you did their.

Snot that big of a deal, but clearly you picked the wrong time. Everyone nose the police would rather dig for treasure on the highway than track down dangerous bogeys.

Come on, 35. Leave some puns for the rest of us...

MagicGiraffe 12

I know she... picked.... all the good ones D:

It's snot too hard to dig for some clever puns, you just have to pick unique ones. Try as I might, I can't figure out a way to use 'mucus' in a pun.

Why were you inspecting them? Were you planning on putting your favorites in a scrap-book?

*holds fork and knife* Eat it, eat it, eat it!

Clozzie 0

I want that picture!

Meanwhile real crime runs rampant