Today, I had to play the hot and cold game with my boyfriend until he found my clitoris. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML
Today, I woke up with a sore clitoris. I haven't had sex with my boyfriend for weeks, but I did masturbate yesterday. I guess I can't get horny without feeling pain afterwards. FML
Today, my boyfriend was about to go down on me as foreplay before losing his virginity and he actually poked my clitoris and said, "What’s this thing?" FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML
Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work out where my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, you idiot. I've pointed it out, but each time it's like he needs a compass and a map or something. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
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Oppression_fml 19
We all gotta start somewhere...
A07 48
Cut him some slack OP, atleast he's trying, most guys don't even bother according to this site.
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Comments (154)
ptellini 7
Is it REALLY small? Lol
qdawg06 23
New type of foreplay.
stingray112 24
Practice is key
A07 48
Cut him some slack OP, atleast he's trying, most guys don't even bother according to this site.
wakemeupplease 21
At least he found it :p
tranced_ 45
someone explain the rules of this game pls
thefishmongerman 14
The closer you get the warmer you are and further away you get the colder you get. It's very simple and can be used in loads of situation like hide and seek etc
muarif 19
Where was it hidden though?
hordriss 14
At least he was trying. And you could have directed him physically if he was having trouble!
cheeeksss 29
I would have taken his hand and guided him.
AdamPractical 18
Sounds like a fantastic game! (But seriously, is it that hard?)