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The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

6%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

6%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

4%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

9%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

29%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

27%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

54%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

10%

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Thefishmongerman's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice, so once at the counter, I accidentally said quite loudly, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Face fucking palm / Wednesday 23 July 2014 03:36 / United States - Albany

Today, I had to take my boyfriend to the emergency room to get stitches from cutting his arm during sex. I sat there while he explained to the doctor how it was the best orgasm ever. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Friday 18 October 2013 03:11 / United States - Omaha

Today, I was really upset after work, and tearily asked my boyfriend to bring something over to cheer me up when he visited later. An hour or so later he arrived, having bought me a brand new large purple dildo to "brighten my mood". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By BigPurplePresent - / Tuesday 28 July 2009 13:34 / South Africa

thefishmongerman

The Mixer

I like your style

Inception

Santa Claus

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

Work is a 4-letter word

Mobility

I moderated this!

Up and coming moderator

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

Judgmental

A new thumb

Consolation prize

One more and it's business time

50 quality comments

50 favorites

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

100 kick-ass comments