By SomeoneElse - 14/07/2009 13:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a music shop looking for a new guitar when someone called out someone else's name and jumped on my back. I lost balance and fell forward and broke 3 guitars and damaged another 6. The guy said "Sorry, thought you were someone else" and ran out. I now have to pay £2500. FML
I agree, your life sucks 68 322
You deserved it 3 361

Same thing different taste

Top comments

AndelleRae 9

Did you beat him with the pieces of the guitars he made you smash?

I hate fuckheads like that, sorry dude, fyl


AndelleRae 9

Did you beat him with the pieces of the guitars he made you smash?

mikakarie 0

Yeah, same. Seriously, that's 9 guitars gone to waste because of some dumbfuck :'(

Who's to say it's not real? It may well be, there is no part that is totally unreasonable.

WOW. Finally a true FML. Beat the dudes ass.

who says its fake guiratars arw normally lined up so if ya knock one over they all go but seriously 2500 for 3 broken ones and 6 damaged? cheap ass guitars much?

you dont have to buy the guitars. they should have cameras to show u did nothing wrong, and so its not ur job to find the asshole....unless ur a cop lol. i was at a pawn shop looking at guitars. i picked up a really nice one i wanted, and it broke when i tried to tune it. the owner wanted me to pay for it cuz 'i' broke it. i told him to call the cops on me or im leaving. sort of related, but the point is that its not your problem.

turkishjew 0

when u brake someones stuff u have to man up and pay sometimes. it may suck but keep you're head up and karma will be good to u

So what you're say is.... since im a pretty big guy, i could just pick someone up and toss them into a pile of merchandise, destroying it all....and its not my fault? The guy i threw is responsible since he technically was the one that physically destroyed the products?

I would have either bioooked it or explained the situation to a manager.... or perhaps this is some sort of scam to help their business

I hate fuckheads like that, sorry dude, fyl

junjouromantica 0

I know. I can't stand people going around and hugging random people, especially if I'm the target. I would have probably ripped the person's head off if it was me. P.S. You all just lost the game.

fuckedhislife 0

Damn it! This is the third time I lose the game today! :/ OP: FYL I don't understand how that moron thought it was a good idea to jump on someones back. :S

Especially in a music shop. >.>

if you don't know what the Game is, you always win :D

FYL, unless they have security cameras and you can prove it wasn't your fault....

England has gone totally 1984 with surveillance cameras. Certainly, the douchebag who knocked you into the guitars will certainly be caught.

'Totally'? 'Douchebag'? You're not English, how the **** would you know? o.O

#7 is not lying, plus Im English and I use douchebag

islaphippos 0

im sure they have cameras, if they dont ydi :)

Kylias 6

How is it a YDI if they didn't have cameras? When you go into a place, do you first yell, "HEI, DO YOU GUYS HAVE SECURITY CAMERAS? SORRY, I JUST DON'T WANT SOME STUPIDFUCK JUMPING ON MY BACK AND MAKING ME DESTROY YOUR MERCHANDISE. OH, YOU DON'T? OKAY, THEN, BYE." I sincerely hope you don't do that.

inferno11 0

how does he deserve it if they didnt have security cameras?

crackberrie 0

OMG I AM LOL'ING SO HARD @ #12 i should start doing this so that this never happens to me

AFoolsGold 0

THAT MADE MY DAY. freakin hilarious

Marcella1016 31

Looks like FMLers didn't understand sarcasm back in 2009...

Looks like you don't understand what sarcasm is either.

Failercoptor 0

hahahahaha. no you don't owe that store anything lol

Agreed. I wouldn't pay that shit. Stores have insurance for a reason.

turkishjew 0

I don't know about that. rules are rules and sucky or not he has to be a man and pay. It does suck that that guy made him do it but someone has to pay or eventually the shop would be losing a lot of money and close. if I were him I'd pay, find the guy and use the guitar peices to beat the living shit out him him. money well spent

pandabear11 0

Idk how anyone can say ydi. the other person should have to pay for jumping on you.

Aw thats horrible FYL. And to the people saying to look at the security footage, how are they going to find the guy who did it to make him pay? And the shop wont pay to get them fixed so...

starberries 0

It doesn't matter to the OP whether they find the person responsible or not. It is simply not OP's fault. Sucks for the shop, but they can't make him pay just because someone attacked him.

YoungTechnique 0

**** that! You should make that guy pay!

I would have ran out with him. That's a lot of money to waste because some asshole scared you