On the can

By Mortified - 31/03/2020 14:00

Today, I was using the bathroom at Costco when a janitor forced my door open so she could mop, then didn't bother to close it again. Apparently, the handicapped stall was too big for her to see me sitting in the corner, and I had to awkwardly squat-walk all the way to the door to close it. FML
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newwitch2010 11
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Get that janitor fired, seriously!

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rhett 5

Ahh, the dreaded duck but walk. My sympathies.

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rhett 5

Ahh, the dreaded duck but walk. My sympathies.

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newwitch2010 11
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Get that janitor fired, seriously!

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Mooglefox 23

Well if you the opposite sex, you could get the janitor fired.

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TheSminty1 17
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Handicapped stall and you can squat-walk? YDI

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DarkAngelsBlade 25
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First, not everyone who needs to use a handicapped stall is in a wheelchair. Second, many stalls are too tiny for average sized people to get in and close the door without moving awkwardly because whoever built it wanted to save money, a larger person wouldn’t even be able to fit into the door of some stalls.

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TheSminty1 17
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First handicapped stalls are designed to accommodate wheelchair users because they can't fit in another stall. There is no reason for someone with a different condition to use them. Second, if you can squat-walk you are not too fat to use a regular toilet. Arrogance is not a disability.

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timinator5000 28
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If they didn't see you then they clearly didn't mop Everything...get them fired

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KingAdrock 16

"Apparently, the handicapped stall was too big for her to see me sitting in the corner" YDI for not SAYING saying when she tried the door. "Excuse me, occupied!" is all it would have took to avoid this.

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aryania 7
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I have worked in the cleaning business. get that person fired. they are not suppose to do that. as a cleaner you can call out in the bathroom from entrance if anyone is in there. or you put a closed for cleaning sign and wait for all to finish up before proceeding to clean. another fail safe trick I used was to crouch down after no replies come out. to see feet.

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