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Mum

By mummer11 - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML

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ElricMustang 23

Friday 15 November 2013 23:05

Your mom really has some issues with your mom, huh?

DocBastard 38

Friday 15 November 2013 23:07

Mother: You're a goody two shoes! OP: Yes, mum. Mother: Your mum's a *****. OP: Right you are, mum.

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siggy_mcsigx 22

Friday 15 November 2013 23:56

Mm I feel you...FYL, stay strong.

Rainhawk94 27

Saturday 16 November 2013 0:00

That sounded creepy

handyone01 6

Friday 15 November 2013 23:58

May be she's trying to tell you that you are adopted?

moondoglou420 17

Saturday 16 November 2013 0:08

I'd suggest telling her to go F herself but she kind of pre-empted that..

alicespoons 17

Saturday 16 November 2013 0:08

Well then she must be *removes sunglasses* a ************. Yeaaaaaaaa

beaverteaser 16

Saturday 16 November 2013 0:09

well mother always knows best

rgri 11

Saturday 16 November 2013 0:12

This made me chuckle.

fay32 16

Saturday 16 November 2013 0:18

would be a awesome argument between the two..

Hope2218 11

Saturday 16 November 2013 0:20

Sounds like it's from the exorcist all grown up

jessyZ123 0

Saturday 16 November 2013 0:29

No. Just no.

muzzlebunny 1

Saturday 16 November 2013 0:30

I can understand how that would be a rough situation, but it happened to you and not me so....bahahahhahahah

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