Drunk, Motherhood and Parents: Mum

Mum

By mummer11 - 15/11/2013 17:49 - Ireland

Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2019 14:00

Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML

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By mirrorfad - 29/01/2010 05:49 - France

Today, my mum got upset with me for getting my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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By speed-dialing dr kevorkian - 27/02/2016 07:25 - United States - Two Rivers

Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML

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By DrunkenMum - 20/07/2019 12:00

Today, I’m on holiday with my mum. She got so pissed, she fell over on the dance floor at the children’s disco, then had to rely on a stranger to keep her upright so I could go get the car to take her home. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2014 08:03 - Australia

Today, my mum was in a bad mood, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her I love her, and giving her a hug. She slapped me hard enough to leave a red, hand-shaped mark on my face, and told me to fuck off with my "sarcasm". FML

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By driverboy - 31/12/2014 08:08 - United States

Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML

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By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 04:12 - United States - Woodland

Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML

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Mommy dearest

By Ohkourt - 20/04/2020 05:00

Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML

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ElricMustang 23

Friday 15 November 2013 23:05

Your mom really has some issues with your mom, huh?

DocBastard 38

Friday 15 November 2013 23:07

Mother: You're a goody two shoes! OP: Yes, mum. Mother: Your mum's a *****. OP: Right you are, mum.

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Zebediabolical 39

Saturday 16 November 2013 4:30

Can I have her number?

asherm 15

Saturday 16 November 2013 4:50

Did she just come home from a wake?

qwertkinz 12

Saturday 16 November 2013 9:47

Plot twist: you're adopted and your mom really did f**ck your mom.

itsmegandoll 6

Saturday 16 November 2013 9:56

That's sure classy. :/

ashleyylove3 22

Saturday 16 November 2013 14:12

Well she definitely deserved that one

Jjan04 14

Saturday 16 November 2013 16:22

STOP. SAYING. MUM.

sanecatlady 13

Saturday 16 November 2013 18:21

And just what is wrong with saying "Mum"? You're a bigot. >:(

maryyymary 3

Saturday 16 November 2013 17:09

lmaoo drunk.moms are the best

sthrnbell 9

Saturday 16 November 2013 18:46

Wow..that sucks.looks like ur mom might have some issues.Sorry for her hurting you like that. It's not okay. I wish u the best.

Lexigurl4life 1

Sunday 17 November 2013 0:00

Well uh now we know how it moms feels

mrmozard 4

Sunday 17 November 2013 14:54

**** your mom and your life!

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Today, I was going out with my boyfriend after recently coming out. On my way out the door, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Suck that dick like a champ tonight, son." FML

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