Today, I’m on holiday with my mum. She got so pissed, she fell over on the dance floor at the children’s disco, then had to rely on a stranger to keep her upright so I could go get the car to take her home. FML
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Ahmed Gottyaturnin Ayoub
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Lol so true
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ajh1800
| 25
Assuming "pissed" means "drunk" in Britain...
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mackdeezy
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Yes, "pissed" means drunk in Britain, which, following the context, makes sense
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RichardPencil
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It does, and they say “holiday” where we say “vacation.”
Although I’d be pretty pissed (angry) if I got stuck in a children’s disco!
Although I’d be pretty pissed (angry) if I got stuck in a children’s disco!
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Sinshine
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Do they drink piss instead of alcohol there? Such a weird country.
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BurnInDemonFire
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That's half of my family you're talking about. Apologize to my British DNA.
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core01
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Angry mom swinging at, and stumbling over little kids disco dancing is way funnier.
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Blue_belle
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How the fuck did this get on here. This is my story word for word taken from a private chat. Drunkenmum you are NOT cool.
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merican_redneck4
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According to the comedian fluffy pissed means drunk on Australia
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Jonkbaby
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im just imagining a bunch of little kids running around in a place that plays 70s disco
Although I’d be pretty pissed (angry) if I got stuck in a children’s disco!