Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML
Today, my drunk mom told me to apologize for being born. FML
Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
Today, I came home to find my mom drunk. She asked me for a hug and then started crying, "Where's my daughter?" I'm her daughter. And her only child, as far as I know. FML
Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
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riley873 21
time for her to gtfo
Sinshine 28
And now she's going to start paying rent and stop living on your expenses.
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Comments (6)
riley873 21
time for her to gtfo
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
I'm sorry but did you tell her that
RichardPencil 30
Well, she lived in your dad’s house and drank his wine, and he didn’t give a **** about her. Be a good son and buy her a pizza.
Sinshine 28
And now she's going to start paying rent and stop living on your expenses.
OnReceivingEnd 17
"Well that's true...NOW. Here's what it costs for rent and utilities. FUPM."