Poor Neil…

By Anonymous - 15/11/2013 20:30 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I found out that my roommate secretly edited a paper I wrote and recently turned in, so that it repeatedly refers to the famed author "Kneel Gayman." I'm positive that's not how it's spelled. FML
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DocBastard 38

"My roommate secretly edited a paper" obviously means "I wrote this bullshit while drunk off my ass".

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Sockturtle 17

Why does your roommate have access to papers you write?

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Sockturtle 17

Why does your roommate have access to papers you write?

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L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20

I think the better question is why did his roommate take the time to edit his paper to say "Kneel Gayman" whenever OP refers to a particular author.

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Bano360 25

Find and replace. Takes a few seconds.

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AnonForAReason 11

@#34 Neil Gaiman.

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annihil8or 15

@#35, True, but that doesn't help when the paper is already turned in.

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Bano360 25

#51 I was responding to #34 thinking it would take time.

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alan2kai13 3

I think he's saying he noticed after looking it over after he had turned it in

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DocBastard 38

"My roommate secretly edited a paper" obviously means "I wrote this bullshit while drunk off my ass".

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edanielleh 21

she could have left her computer open and gone the the bathroom or something

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anon_e_m00se 8

#7 -- then the "FML" is that the OP doesn't know how to properly lock down their computer. While it's true that the OP's roommate is a douche, it's also true that the OP doesn't take basic precautions with their computer.

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xStaciexLynnx 15

Also that OP never learned to reread papers before printing. Maybe Im just obsessive but I always check papers one last time before printing them.

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DocBastard 38

StaceyLynn - You say "obsessive" but I read "careful".

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cmayer 20

I even look over them one more time after printing just to be sure.

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scottyspot 11

Time for a little pay back

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The_Big_Boss 20

Game! Set! Match!

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chuka81 27

Time to wash the toilet with his toothbrush.

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The_Big_Boss 20

I like the way you think #9 or shave your pubes with his razor

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iknowiwantyou 13

I think making him a dog shit sandwich sounds best. Just spread it on toast like mayonnaise. It's what I'd do.

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DocBastard 38

Haha! Yes, potentially ruining someone's grade is simply hilarious!

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UsernameHere234 13

By the way #10 I hope you know your peeling blood. I think you should have doc b. check that out for you.

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Time for you to exact your revenge.

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StompinOnCrayons 15

Well, roommates will be roommates (and by that I mean prankster bastards )

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