By Maui_Diddy - 15/08/2018 18:30

Today, an old fling said she regretted her previous choice and wanted to try again, so I happily accepted. She failed to tell me that her previous choice was crazy. Not only is he stalking her, but he's also stalking me and sending her messages about who I'm with and what I'm doing. FML
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DMA 11

“11:58pm - He’s in bed with some chick. 11:59pm - Looks like she’s wearing one of YOUR tops. 12:00am - She’s checking her phone… oh wait. 12:01am - Turns out he was with you. 12:02am - You look a bit stressed. Should I come over?”

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JasonThorn 18
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Which would explain her regret, wouldn't it?

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JasonThorn 18
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Which would explain her regret, wouldn't it?

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DMA 11

“11:58pm - He’s in bed with some chick. 11:59pm - Looks like she’s wearing one of YOUR tops. 12:00am - She’s checking her phone… oh wait. 12:01am - Turns out he was with you. 12:02am - You look a bit stressed. Should I come over?”

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RichardPencil 30
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Three-way!!! That’ll fix everything in one fell swoop! Aren’t you grateful that you have access to my genius?

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Charlie Given 25
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Wow time for the police before it escalates into something for worse.

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tounces7 27

Sounds like she's just using you as a way to distract him off of her.

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Abbusser 12

And now, you are also regretting her previous choice...

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