Today, an old fling said she regretted her previous choice and wanted to try again, so I happily accepted. She failed to tell me that her previous choice was crazy. Not only is he stalking her, but he's also stalking me and sending her messages about who I'm with and what I'm doing. FML
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JasonThorn
| 17
Which would explain her regret, wouldn't it?
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DMA
| 11
“11:58pm - He’s in bed with some chick.
11:59pm - Looks like she’s wearing one of YOUR tops.
12:00am - She’s checking her phone… oh wait.
12:01am - Turns out he was with you.
12:02am - You look a bit stressed. Should I come over?”
11:59pm - Looks like she’s wearing one of YOUR tops.
12:00am - She’s checking her phone… oh wait.
12:01am - Turns out he was with you.
12:02am - You look a bit stressed. Should I come over?”
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RichardPencil
| 27
Three-way!!! That’ll fix everything in one fell swoop!
Aren’t you grateful that you have access to my genius?
Aren’t you grateful that you have access to my genius?
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Charlie Given
| 21
Wow time for the police before it escalates into something for worse.
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melisssa87
| 30
Well you are above crazy then, congrats!
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tounces7
| 26
Sounds like she's just using you as a way to distract him off of her.
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Abbusser
| 9
And now, you are also regretting her previous choice...
11:59pm - Looks like she’s wearing one of YOUR tops.
12:00am - She’s checking her phone… oh wait.
12:01am - Turns out he was with you.
12:02am - You look a bit stressed. Should I come over?”