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Method acting

By irishbitch - 15/11/2009 07:51

Today, I went to go see my boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show, and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to find him "rehearsing" with her half-naked. FML

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By pinkfreak94 - 13/10/2012 13:38 - United States - Norwalk

Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2015 14:45 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML

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Close shave

By Elisabeth - 16/08/2020 17:01

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML

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Fake it til you make it

By iamrose - 13/06/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, as I was rehearsing a kissing scene for a play, I realized that before this play, the last guy I had kissed was the same one I was kissing now. It was also for a play. Four and a half years ago. FML

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By Indoraptor - 14/11/2009 12:59 - United States

Today, I went to see the cast list for the new musical I'm in. I didn't get the part I wanted, and instead I got the part of one of the suitors. Interestingly, they made me the suitor to my ex. And the guy she leaves me for at the end of the musical is the guy she left me for in real life. FML

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By jordyn173 - 08/04/2012 03:19 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML

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By Voice29 - 26/03/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML

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The Nutcracker

By lalalohan - 17/04/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I was at a ballet recital with my friend, sitting between her and the mother of the head male ballerina. When he came on stage in obscenely tight white tights I whispered to my friend, "You can see his whole freaking package!" I'd whispered to the wrong side. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML

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By a man - 13/07/2013 13:20 - United States - Houston

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML

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emilysanftwsom 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 12:34

I hope you dumped him.

Funambulist 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 13:11

Well i hope thats the end of you and him being together. FYL.

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emilysanftwsom 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 12:34

I hope you dumped him.

RipIt 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 12:53

Yep. me too

dcbog123 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 21:32

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phiniusmaster 0

Monday 16 November 2009 0:02

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zakkyzebra 11

Friday 20 May 2011 1:09

which half...

ilovecamp 2

Friday 8 July 2011 5:12

your an ass

Funambulist 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 13:11

Well i hope thats the end of you and him being together. FYL.

Kappaa 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 12:44

I hope you joined in?

analltimelow 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 12:47

lol at #3 did he actually say they were 'rehearsing'?

ThuNDeY 23

Sunday 8 February 2015 20:31

You are #3

StaticDown 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 13:04

Hmm... I think the rehearsing part is what she wanted to believe... I'd dump him right on the spot!

MaydayParade1476 14

Friday 2 November 2012 16:13

She didn't actually mean they were rehearsing, nor was that what she thought. She probably was stating his "excuse"

Thespade_fml 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 13:37

Bravo lmao

Peroxide 3

Sunday 15 November 2009 14:09

and the award for "this is totally not what this looks like" goes to....

ygdrassil 17

Sunday 15 November 2009 14:23

is that how he will kiss her in the play? at least give him thevbenefit of the doubt

Nezumi04 20

Friday 8 May 2015 18:42

Are you stupid?

contrastive 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 14:27

All you have to do is listen to Bad Romance, and you'll feel 10000x better. :)

xoconnie 8

Sunday 15 November 2009 14:51

WHAT A JERK. dump him ASAP ! :(

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