FML : Today, I was taking the bus home from work. I went to pull the cord to request a stop when the driver slammed on the breaks to avoid running a red light,...

Today, I was taking the bus home from work. I went to pull the cord to request a stop when the driver slammed on the breaks to avoid running a red light, causing me to get thrown out of my seat and slide down the aisle and hit my head on a pole by the front of the bus. FML

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By HateTheBus - / Monday 18 March 2019 02:00 /

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By Warmonger_Smurf | 29

#7782621 - Monday 18 March 2019 2:55

Well the bus did stop. Just as you wanted it to.

By goober96 | 12

#7782623 - Monday 18 March 2019 3:10

“Brakes”

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By Warmonger_Smurf | 29

#7782621 - Monday 18 March 2019 2:55

Well the bus did stop. Just as you wanted it to.

By goober96 | 12

#7782623 - Monday 18 March 2019 3:10

“Brakes”

By OGSteveJobs | 20

#7782637 - Monday 18 March 2019 4:11

This site is really going down the shitter

By bigdaddyeric | 30

#7782655 - Monday 18 March 2019 7:24

Hilarious!!!! Wish I had been there to see it !!!

By fde2blknimout | 18

#7782665 - Monday 18 March 2019 8:38

I guess its true that people who have to ride the bus don’t have enough common sense to know to hold on to something while standing in a moving bus. Jk

By melisssa87 | 30

#7782738 - Monday 18 March 2019 12:14

Bus drivers are wild, You better hold on like all the time. I have almost been sliding off my seat many times

By yeongji | 31

#7782958 - Tuesday 19 March 2019 4:36

It almost happened to me once before, but I was sitting on the inside seat and there was a barricade in front of me. A senior on the same bus was not so lucky though. He was in a seat that had nothing in front of him. He fell off the seat and onto the floor.

By xxWTFxx1981 | 18

#7782977 - Tuesday 19 March 2019 7:14

Sorry to hear divorce is hard on anyone but to top it off you just lost a major support system you will need during cancer treatment. I hope you have a strong family and friends structure to help during this time of need..

By Leo Gort | 8

#7783137 - Tuesday 19 March 2019 15:22

Why are you complaining on here? If true you have a legitimate lawsuit which you probably fucked up by being on here instead of a lawyers office

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