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Threesome
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I wanted for my birthday. Apparently “A threesome” is not the appropriate answer. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Mazzam
France
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
A……
United States
This going to be fun
Today, my wife asked me what I wanted for my upcoming birthday. Mindful of our budget, I said I just wanted to relax at home all day and then get a nice dinner with her. She blew up and yelled that I'm "using my birthday to be a lazy slug." FML
gutsforme
New Zealand
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for for his birthday in a couple of days. He replied "to be single" and walked out of the room. FML
20month dry spell
Today, my girlfriend thinks I'm sex-obsessed because of the number of times I've asked for it. I've asked exactly 3 times this year, one of which was on my birthday. She said no all 3 times. I'm usually too scared of her temper to even try. FML
BirthdayBoy
United States
Today, I invited over my girlfriend of two years to spend my birthday night with her. Instead of a conventional wrapped birthday present, she gave me the news that she has taken a vow of chastity. FML
Anonymous
Kinda sus
Today, my girlfriend told me she’s visiting her male friend for her birthday. I told her I’m fine with it, but I'm really not. She’s going to spend a few days with him. FML
Cheapass
Happy Nothing
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend didn’t get me a present, or do anything special for me, because, “The rent’s paid, you have a fridge full of groceries… What more do you want?” Later on, he asked me why did I, “look so sad?” FML
R281780
San Jose, United States
Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML
happybidet
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
mylifesucks
Netherlands
Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML
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JasonThorn 23
The question being misinterpreted as, "What can I say to my girlfriend to tell her I think she is not enough for me?"
Mynxie 26
If I were her, I would have said yes and then say you will find someone, which would be a man. YDI
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Mynxie 26
If I were her, I would have said yes and then say you will find someone, which would be a man. YDI
mssileas 25
Q, are you responsible for this time traveling post? How come it's dated Nov 2019 and responses are from over a year ago?
Sinshine 28
This seems to be a new gimmick of FML. Just recently there was a post from early November with responses from 2012.
Ashamed_Sister 60
Recently a few older posts have reappeared on this site. Based on the small number of old comments this might have been an "almost FML" back in 2018. The same applies to today's FML "Our secretive".
JasonThorn 23
The question being misinterpreted as, "What can I say to my girlfriend to tell her I think she is not enough for me?"
WeirdUS 30
Yeah, some stuff in **** doesn't always go so well in real life when you are in a relationship. Even if you were joking not the brightest move. It's 2017 isn't it common knowledge that in most cases it's a bad idea? Like dating your co-worker the chance for it to go well is slim.
JackFaire 27
Most of the married people I work with met their spouses at our job.
mfranks19891989 10
Sure get one of you guy friends to join in I bet your girlfriend will love the attention. Oh wait you wanted another girl no sorry you can’t handle 2 women
juggalo2 22
Everybody is pounding that YDI, but in a loving and open relationship, shouldn't the guy be allowed to tell his GF what he is into? What's wrong with being open and honest about what you want? If she's not comfortable with it, that's fine. Why can't he bring up the topic?
mssileas 25
Well obviously it is NOT an open relationship. I also don't think it would have gone over well if she told him "you know what for my birthday I want a second man to have sex with" but you know, double standards and all that.
JackFaire 27
I think he has every right to bring up the topic. "What is your opinion of threesomes" is a great way to bring up the topic and discuss it "I want a threesome" Is not. Saying he should be able to bring up the topic has 0 bearing on "YDI" Did he say something that deeply upset her yes, does that mean his life sucks, no. If you say something there is consequences for saying something. The way he asked was a bad way to ask. He jumped over the "let's discuss our views on this topic" straight to "I'm going to assume your views are my views"
BurnInDemonFire 39
You got cocky, kid, and now you won't be using it for a while. Assuming you don't cheat. Don't cheat.
fluffy_gummybear 13
My boyfriend once asked me that in a non-serious way so I told him that I'd only be willing if the other person was a guy, which he wasn't very happy about.
123Puppy 33
Wow you’re selfish.
Mungolikecandy 19
Hopefully, she rocks up one day with a well-hung stud so she can give you your birthday treat.
DonULFonso 22
And you mentioned TWO names, didn't you?