Love: Memories

Memories

By exasperated - 17/04/2014 03:14 - United States - Houston

Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories' sake". FML

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By Ipickthegoodones - 26/06/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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By Danielle - 06/06/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

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By why me - 24/10/2017 01:30

Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML

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By Inga44 - 23/07/2009 23:25 - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past 4 months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

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By konacoffee17 - 14/12/2014 05:15 - United States - Portland

Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML

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By doblex - 20/12/2012 11:19 - United States

Today, my house was broken into. The cop that came turned out to be a guy I fought over a girl with in high school. He sneered and said that everything appeared to be in order, and that I probably ransacked my own house. FML

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By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2020 14:00

Today, after my ex broke up with me, I threw out all the clothes he’d bought me before, which was basically my entire wardrobe. Anyway, this creepy guy who lives a few blocks away seems to be wearing my old clothes and waves my bras and panties at me. It’s gross and creepy. FML

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By Busted - 16/03/2010 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML

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thelittlemissy 29

Thursday 17 April 2014 12:06

Punch him in the face, for your memorys sake

ethancano 11

Thursday 17 April 2014 12:04

Sorry, OP. That's incredibly creepy. At least he got caught

Comments

kotake 7

Thursday 17 April 2014 13:31

I mean, people are forgetting he robbed her house... he has criminal charges already he's at least going to jail.

kittcatt 8

Thursday 17 April 2014 15:27

He committed burglary not robbery. Robbery is a typically violent crime that involves taking something from an individual, burglary on the other hand involves breaking into a location to commit a crime. Now if she was home it would be both burglary and robbery.

Dinoman105 10

Thursday 17 April 2014 16:12

He did take something, how is it not robbery?

kittcatt 8

Thursday 17 April 2014 17:37

Because she wasn't at home. It is only robbery if you are physically taking something from person by violence or threat of violence. Burglarizing a building while no one is present is committing larceny but because there is no one present it cannot be robbery. Different crimes have different elements that must be satisfied.

The_Hula_Monster 10

Thursday 17 April 2014 13:52

As awful as this is, if you can get the book thrown at him, this may be the last of your problems with your ex.

Cloverz 6

Thursday 17 April 2014 13:53

Creepy..

gabagabaheyu 10

Thursday 17 April 2014 13:59

file for a restraining order. believe me, stalkers aren't a joke. sometimes people go too far.

telli164 30

Thursday 17 April 2014 14:14

Ugh what a desperate creep!

Attacksloth 33

Thursday 17 April 2014 14:31

I think one way to get him to stop would be going all "Girl With the Dragon Tattoo" on him.

DanielleinDC 33

Thursday 17 April 2014 14:36

At least he got caught. If he seems more obsessive than violent, it may be worth your while to get a restraining order. If he got in using a key, change the locks. If he broke in, you may want to invest in a security system and let the neighbors know.